My bike is better than yours

**Biff** · 28th January 2005, 15:05

Ok - so we've all got our own idea as to what we look for in a bike, what we want and what we like. As do we all like having a dig at other bikes and makes, even though we all secretly love most bikes.

But the fact is that my bike is the better than yours….....well I think so anyway.

If I could only own 1 bike and 1 bike alone, then I can honestly say that I wouldn't have any other model of bike in existence today other than my Super Dooper Blackbird.

Here are 10 reasons why I wouldn't own any other (single) bike:

1. It looks gorgeous; often turning heads and gathering a crowd.
2. It's silky smooth.
3. It has awesome acceleration and very, very fast. Yet very user friendly.
4. It is very comfortable, especially over long distances.
5. It's very comfy for pillions.
6. It's a Honda, and I think Honda's are the best built bikes (subjective I know).
7. It has a 24 litre tank, so it has an excellent range between motion lotion stops.
8. It's relatively economical to run.
9. It's a dream through long sweeping corners and has great all round handling.
10. It's mine

Incidentally - If I could have another one bike in addition to the Bird - It'd be a TNT.

Now please tell me why yours is the best.

Harley riders need not respond to this thread

as you do not qualify for inclusion in this discussion.

Oh ok, you can. Providing that you start your response with the words:

My name is (place name here) and I apologise for buying a Harley. In an attempt to seek forgiveness I would like it to be known that I would like to buy a proper motorcycle, namely a (enter bike make and model here). Because (enter reasons why here).

Ta

**vifferman** · 28th January 2005, 15:12

Because it doesn't have the gorgeous high-mount Satantune pipe and the single-sided swigarm that the VifFerraRi has.

And it doesn't have the V4 PhwoaaRRRR!

Or a cigarette lighter plug.

Or heated grips (?)

**Biff** · 28th January 2005, 15:14

Originally Posted by vifferman

Or a cigarette lighter plug.

Yes it does

Originally Posted by vifferman

Or heated grips (?)

yes it does

**Wolf** · 28th January 2005, 15:19

My bikes are the best because at the moment they are very non-polluting

**vifferman** · 28th January 2005, 15:21

Originally Posted by Biff Baff

Yes it does [have a cigarette lighter plug]

yes it does [have heated grips]

Fairy nuff.

So ... when are you getting the SSS and Satantune installed?

What colour is it, anyway?

**XTC** · 28th January 2005, 15:22

Mine is best because it is mine.......

**vifferman** · 28th January 2005, 15:24

Originally Posted by Andyadams

Mine is best because it is mine.......

I agree.

And no, I won't swap it for the VifFerraRi.

**jrandom** · 28th January 2005, 15:35

My bike is pretty nice, I guess. For a two fiddy.

I can name about 20 motorcycles that I'd prefer to own, but the Gummint says I'm not allowed them yet.

In fact, now that I think about it, I can't think of any other bike wot is legal for me to ride that I'd prefer over the Zeal! I honestly can't. Not even a shiny $15,000 Aprilia RS.

And I got this lovely lump of shiny cherry-red satisfaction for the princely sum of $2,500.

Nyaahhhh, nyahhhh, nyahhhh!

**Hitcher** · 28th January 2005, 15:38

24 litres... you call that a tank?

**XTC** · 28th January 2005, 15:44

Originally Posted by jrandom

My bike is pretty nice, I guess. For a two fiddy.

I can name about 20 motorcycles that I'd prefer to own, but the Gummint says I'm not allowed them yet.

In fact, now that I think about it, I can't think of any other bike wot is legal for me to ride that I'd prefer over the Zeal! I honestly can't. Not even a shiny $15,000 Aprilia RS.

And I got this lovely lump of shiny cherry-red satisfaction for the princely sum of $2,500.

Nyaahhhh, nyahhhh, nyahhhh!

Has yours got the twin exhaust thing on the right hand side?? Looks cool.

**White trash** · 28th January 2005, 15:58

I get to ride every sort of ROAD bike imaginable and I can honestly say (ever heard a salesman say that!) that the best sportsbike on the plannet right now is the GSXR1000K3/4. The R1's a good attempt, as is the CBR1000RR but neither have the "motor" the Suzuki's got. The ZX10 has more balls, but isn't quite as rideable.

The best V-Twin I've ridden has gotta be Deanos SP1 but don't tell him I said that.

Best cruiser is without a doubt V-Rod. Would love to say FXDX but it don't have the pose value of the 'Rod. And that's what cruising's about.

Anyone who disagrees, can get fucked.

**jrandom** · 28th January 2005, 15:58

Originally Posted by Andyadams

Has yours got the twin exhaust thing on the right hand side?? Looks cool.

**XTC** · 28th January 2005, 16:00

Originally Posted by White trash

I get to ride every sort of ROAD bike imaginable and I can honestly say (ever heard a salesman say that!) that the best sportsbike on the plannet right now is the GSXR1000K3/4. The R1's a good attempt, as is the CBR1000RR but neither have the "motor" the Suzuki's got. The ZX10 has more balls, but isn't quite as rideable.

The best V-Twin I've ridden has gotta be Deanos SP1 but don't tell him I said that.

Best cruiser is without a doubt V-Rod. Would love to say FXDX but it don't have the pose value of the 'Rod. And that's what cruising's about.

Anyone who disagrees, can get fucked.

I disagree but still can't "get fucked"