View Poll Results: Do you work in IT?

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  • I work in IT - I’m a nerd

    24 25.26%

  • I’m only paid from the neck down

    9 9.47%

  • I’m too thick to work in IT

    10 10.53%

  • I’m too smart to work in IT

    26 27.37%

  • Sorry – right brained

    9 9.47%

  • What’s a computer?

    17 17.89%
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  1. 8th October 2008, 16:05 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    ... have worked in the IT "industry"
    Does this mean you're the latest "it" girl? You know, the ones we read about all the time in the gossip rags? Didn't know we had such talent here in kb!!
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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  2. 8th October 2008, 16:09 #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
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    We'll have to start calling you Yellow Pages
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  3. 8th October 2008, 16:18 #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    Does this mean you're the latest "it" girl?
    No, that's 007XX, dontcha know.
    She's got big boobies y'know.
    She told us.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.

    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....
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  4. 8th October 2008, 16:21 #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    Is it just me or is there a disproportionately large number of nerds on KB?
    I prefer "Geek". A Geek is a Nerd who knows he's a Nerd. There are no girl geeks or nerds. Just girls with horrible personalities and a bad case of man-face.

    A Nerd is clueless and would die horribly on a motorcycle due to having to adjust his glasses and pocket protector at the same time, therefore there are no Nerds on KB, just Geeks.

    Quid pro quo.
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  5. 8th October 2008, 16:41 #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    I prefer "Geek". A Geek is a Nerd who knows he's a Nerd. There are no girl geeks or nerds. Just girls with horrible personalities and a bad case of man-face.

    A Nerd is clueless and would die horribly on a motorcycle due to having to adjust his glasses and pocket protector at the same time, therefore there are no Nerds on KB, just Geeks.

    Quid pro quo.
    Sorry jim, I am but a simple uncomplicated nerd/geek/dweeb.
    The finer nuances of nerddom escape me - hopefully for ever.
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  6. 8th October 2008, 17:20 #36
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    Is that what IT stands for? cos if it is, then yes, I am an IT exponent.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    No, that's 007XX, dontcha know.
    She's got big boobies y'know.
    She told us.
    Lol, yes I guess she's the "it" girl who has been doing "it". (congrats to her btw on their happy news but I couldn't help mentioning it here....)
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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  8. 8th October 2008, 17:54 #38
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  9. 9th October 2008, 01:42 #39
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    Wait? I can escape from the insanity?

    Sometimes dealing with the slower clients in a phonecall while handling something else really makes me want to smash my head into a desk.

    Can I escape please, and deal with servers only? They don't have users breaking them. Just me
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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    No, that's 007XX, dontcha know.
    She's got big boobies y'know.
    She told us.
    Oi! I'm anjoying them before they hit the ground ok...

    btw...and to stay on topic...how do you actually quantify what a nerd is? I mean, from the perspective of my 60 something manager who has trouble understanding what all the lights are on her PC, I'm a freaking genius on a computer...

    But for someone like MT or Nighthawk, I'm really just a bumbling beginner...
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    I mean, from the perspective of my 60 something manager who has trouble understanding what all the lights are on her PC, I'm a freaking genius on a computer...

    Turn around slowly, hes right behind you watching you type.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Oi! I'm anjoying them before they hit the ground ok...

    btw...and to stay on topic...how do you actually quantify what a nerd is? I mean, from the perspective of my 60 something manager who has trouble understanding what all the lights are on her PC, I'm a freaking genius on a computer...

    But for someone like MT or Nighthawk, I'm really just a bumbling beginner...
    Your knocked up ...... so if you feel like you are a genuis then you are in my books.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Turn around slowly, hes right behind you watching you type.....
    It's a She, and I got her in my line of vision as we speak (plus, I've mastered the lightning quick Alt-F4 command)
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.
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    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51 View Post
    Your knocked up ...... so if you feel like you are a genuis then you are in my books.


    Never ever argue with a pregnant women!
    Aaawwww...finally a man who knows what's good for him!

    Seriously though, baby brain is a bitch of a thing and I am fighting it as much as I can, but it is a frightning reality...grabbing shampoo to clean your teeth with is not ideal!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    ..grabbing shampoo to clean your teeth with is not ideal!
    cool you could blow bubbles when you fart, just like stewie!

    http://www.baronbob.com/BubbleStewiecrop.jpg
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