View Poll Results: Do you work in IT?

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  • I work in IT - I’m a nerd

    24 25.26%
  • I’m only paid from the neck down

    9 9.47%
  • I’m too thick to work in IT

    10 10.53%
  • I’m too smart to work in IT

    26 27.37%
  • Sorry – right brained

    9 9.47%
  • What’s a computer?

    17 17.89%
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    I dunno, I think you look a little bored in that photo Gordie.
    thats because you are a shit host, you spent all night on the computer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    Where is the option for i did,then I wised up and got the hell out before my soul was damned for all time.

    I discovered that rain,hail or sunshine I have got to be working outdoors.
    Surely that's the I'm too smart to work in IT option.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    I always saw it as escapism, being such a frustrating job working with computers day in day out you got to have an outlet for the frustration.

    I wouldn't mind betting that the ones that have to deal with Windoze (or any Micro$oft product I guess) need the most miles to regain some semblance of sanity.
    Yes and yes.
    I haven't done any "real" IT stuff for a few years, but have worked in the IT "industry" for... hmmm.... 14(?) years now, and although I don't have the slightest semblance of sanity, I still need the escapism KB almost provides. It seems a bit crapper this year than in the past though.... doesn't let me scape as much as it used to was.
    Don't need it at home, so I rarely log on from home now, but now we've got a laptop, I sometimes have a quick gander while sitting in my lounging chair with my pipe'n'slippers of an evening...
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    Surely that's the I'm too smart to work in IT option.
    ah, My alternate plan also sucked, so I have to refrain from any claims at being to smart for anything.

    I can dig a mean hole though.......

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    The line between nerd/non nerd has to be the amount of fingers you can type with...

    Definately NON I.T. here!
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    People love me for my body........





    hahahha im sorry but that is so bullshit, i can't even swallow it
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    No body move... I dropped my brain

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    I likes the internets
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    IT people are from the planet Geek but plenty of other people can be nerds. Mrs B levels that accusation at me and says I'm borderline Asperger's. I'm a mechanical engineer but chem eng's are worse!

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    I dont know what a computer is ...... from reading this thread it must mean the thing im typing on. ..... I thought it was called a typewriter.
    Second is the fastest loser

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    I only ever see the back of a computer, and thats if I get called into the bosses office for being a bad ass.

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    jIH 'oH ghobe' geek joq nerd tlho' . jIH ta' 'ach
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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    thats because you are a shit host, you spent all night on the computer
    Well you looked like you were enjoying yourself - for a couple of minutes anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    What is this work thing of which you speak?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    The line between nerd/non nerd has to be the amount of fingers you can type with...

    Definately NON I.T. here!
    Damn, I'm doomed then...I just discovered I can type with two fingers WITHOUT looking at the keyboard...


    I'm mutating AAARRRRRGGHHH...
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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