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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick View Post
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    "My bad, I was wrong" gets the warning that can be issued instead of the ticket ie : good attitude....
    Wasn't the case when I got pinged doing 111 kph down the Sth side of the Bombays recently. Officer: "Do you know how fast you were going sir?"
    Me: "about 110kph or so I thought officer". Officer: "Well here's a ticket for $80 sir".

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    Quote Originally Posted by MotoKuzzi View Post
    Me: "about 110kph or so I thought officer".
    Um, no.

    "Your speedo will be more accurate than mine.."

    "I wasn't speeding.."

    "Was I travelling quicker than the traffic around me?"

    "Did your radar unit measure my speed?"

    Or just look at him and blink and say "dont think so, sir" or look at the ground and say nothing. Never admit a number, as if they can process you for that admission, they will.

    I never get "let off" anything coz I fess up. Shut yer mouth or pay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DangerousBastard View Post
    Um, no.

    "Was I travelling quicker than the traffic around me?"

    Steve
    Well actually, I was the tail ender lagging considerably behind a long line of traffic in the fast lane. Saw in my rear view mirror, the aforementioned officer jump from the left lane about 1/2km up the hill behind me. I'm not complaining about the ticket, merely pointing out that a polite attitude don't guarantee the use of discretion, especially when the quota is down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muppet View Post
    Yes it always starts with cruelty to animals, then lighting small fires.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by DangerousBastard View Post
    It's fair to say KB is here to angrily ridicule the weak minded, if you want to be a part of that tradition. For myself I do not. What about you?

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    And you, sir, are living proof of that
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    your word against his, he will win.
    yes there are number plate laws, found out the hard way.
    and its pigs like this that ruin it for the rest of the force.
    smoke em if uv got em.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Highlander View Post
    I agree.
    Though in the 25 years I have been riding / driving Ihave yet to be stopped for anything other than routine breath tests / WOF / Reg checks. I have no experience of these obnoxious folks in Police uniforms you all seam so excited about. .
    Pretty much the same experience I have had

    Quote Originally Posted by gatch View Post
    If I was a cop and pulled you up for doing something dumb, I'd only be too happy to rant, rave, spit and spew at you, then throw the book at you. Mostly because you seem like a know it all, arrogant fuckwit..
    I'd taser him as well
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post


    I'd taser him as well
    I wouldn't warn him about the pie either.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    I wouldn't warn him about the pie either.
    Oooh!
    You are just soooo mean!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DangerousBastard View Post
    You're not helping the situation.
    Who are you helping by repeatedly slagging off cops for being cunts ?

    Who do you help by telling everybody to just tell them to fuck off and ride away ?
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    Fkn crack up. Most awkward interviewee ever i reckon haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gatch View Post
    Who are you helping by repeatedly slagging off cops for being cunts ?

    Who do you help by telling everybody to just tell them to fuck off and ride away ?
    Perhaps he is commission with lawyers cause all the people who take his advice will get locked up and have more charges.

    I wonder if DB even does this himself? I bet he is meek and mild when stopped.

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    Use punctuation and learn to fucking spell
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    Quote Originally Posted by Conquiztador View Post
    I hate to say this, but doing 101 in a 100 zone is speeding...
    What a smarmy..................

    Any how - the piece of shit in your profile would never get to 100ks anyway
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    Quote Originally Posted by lankyman View Post
    Use punctuation and learn to fucking spell.
    You missed your period.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)

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    Quote Originally Posted by gatch View Post
    If I was a cop and pulled you up for doing something dumb, I'd only be too happy to rant, rave, spit and spew at you, then throw the book at you. Mostly because you seem like a know it all, arrogant fuckwit.

    Alternatively haul you off your bike, or out of your car and give you a good beating, then challenge you to prove it in court.

    I'd make a good cop aye. Aye.
    I'd be tempted to become a cop in BoP just so I could do that myself.
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