Riding tips for new riders, or those getting into it again

[Hitcher]

Sheesh, how longs a piece of string?

A fractal piece of string would be infinitely long, because it would be wiggly at every scale.

[bluninja]

A fractal piece of string would be infinitely long, because it would be wiggly at every scale.

Better not try and buy it by the metre then.

Gonna go and sit on my bike in the garage and practise hanging off, tilting my head back and imagine that I can see the end of the string.