What? - did you get stuck behind a truck or something?Originally Posted by R1AaronKDX
bd
One hell of a ride.
What? - did you get stuck behind a truck or something?
bd
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na not a truck it was a 95 thunderbird
One hell of a ride.
great! now you can say you've ridden with somebody 'way cool' then.na not a truck it was a 95 thunderbird
bd
i'd pay $$$ for a video like that.....
unless you can prove it.
As this is the first time I've ever managed to get away with being ticketed I certainly wouldn't consider myself an expert. But on talking with mates, reading advice, listening to serving cops, both here in NZ and back in the UK, I'd suggest that the following general rules of thumb couldn't do your chances any harm:
1) IF you're going to stop, do it straight away and as safely as possible.
2) Dismount.
3) Helmet and sunnies off. Eye contact is very important.
4) Be polite. You've probably broken the law and in the wrong, as such you want to minimise the risk of pi$$ing the officer off.
5) Don't bullshit, they've heard it all before.
6) Be chatty, but don't crawl. Nobody likes a brown noser.
7) Have your documents to hand.
These are very obviously general guidelines, and you're not likely to get much sympathy if you've just sped by him on one wheel with small children stuck in your wheels.
Contrary to common belief, cops are humans. They each have a mind of their own and they all get good and bad days. So to expect all cops to react in the same manner to the same incident is unrealistic.
Treat others as you;d like to be treated youself and I guess your chances of being given a break must at least be increased.
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Aargh, photos!
I want to watch to see the proof. I wont believe you until I see it!
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hmmm, but who'd end up paying more in the end? You or Aaron? he he
EDIT- I really should learn to read- du-oh!
I used to do a courier run in the afternoon for my first boss. One particular day it was 30°+ so I (stupidly) rode without my jacket. A young 'enthusiastic' cop saw me and decided to follow for some reason. I pulled up outside a pharmacy on Wainoni Rd and parked on the HUUUUGE footpath, as there was no room anywhere else. Next thing up flys the cop, parks on the dotted yellow lines on the corner and starts harrassing me. He gave me a hell of a fright, and he had a hell of an attitude, but I kept my cool and stayed polite. In the end he didn't ping me for anything, and he looked into wether I needed a special licence to do the courier run for me. In the end he was most helpful and polite, a complete turn around from his initial attitude. So I put that down to being helpful.....just as well really, as he forgot that he hadn't seen my licence which was only a restricted and I was on a 400
Hey Aaron, I'd be keen to see that vid- just not tonight, I'm in serious need of sleep.
unless you can prove it.
Marty, how many times do I need to tell you - NO I WILL NOT SHOW U MY HAIRY ARSE!!
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You Frog Fucker
Aargh, photos!
BB, way too much information for us.
Besides, if you were doing that, wouldnt you wax or burn it off first? I heard lighting farts on fire in a good way to get ride or arse hair.
Riff have you lit your arse on fire??
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
unless you can prove it.
You're presuming that I had planned this and wasn't just fortunate enough to be part of a girlie experiment. Ahhhhhh - I love science.
Farting may just have spoilt the ambience. Although I do recall at one point while one of the lovely ladies was "singing karaoke" that I really had to concentrate hard on avoiding dropping one on her nose.
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
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"........if stopped........"All I do know is, there are "certain" KB'ers on here who would always get a ticket if stopped, no names mentioned
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But it feels good when you "do the right thing".
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Tearing Choppa a new A'Hole
Not when your arsehole's getting enlarged to dangerous proportions by the reaming you get.
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I know of someone who would of failed if he/she tried to talk his/her way out of a ticket.
While on the way to the medical center, I was a passenger of a cage that was being driven by a policeman, on his way to work.
Dickhead boy racer in his souped up honda passed 5 cars on double yellow lines...
MR policeman took his rego number, and said he will look them up on the computer pay and them a "little visit"
He also said he gets 1 or 2 people like that per week, scary thought
take them off the road i say
I dunno if I mean hondas, off or the boyracers
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Do not apply this to cops of the female persuasion, or at least not the ones in the Waikato/BoP area. They are there to write tickets, not discuss the situation or use discretion.
(112 K, good road, good weather, no traffic and Ms Cop was writing the ticket before she even opened her mouth.)
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