Why I love Noobs and HoBags

**racefactory** · 18th October 2008, 16:43

Originally Posted by jrandom

You're a drooling idiot, dangerous bastard.

And yes, Tank's story is hilarious. One shitbag-riding n00b who will never park face-down on a slope again. The world just became a better place. Cockles of heart duly warmed, etc.

Lol agreed.

Yeah alarming amount of people with not a fucking clue on the old hyoshits! Just gives others a bad name.

**Pedrostt500** · 18th October 2008, 16:43

I offten have somthing to do with Apprentice fitters at work, some times its just better to let them make a cock of them selves, than keep opening my mouth and been thought of as the Old Fool, who wont let them fly a bit, some times the best learning is done when we make a fist of what we are doing in front of others, once the youngster has realised that he has screwed up I will normaly ask them how they intend to fix it, the key to this is it gets them thinking for themselves.

**Big Dave** · 18th October 2008, 16:47

Originally Posted by scorpious

oi!!! Big Dave!!!

Go the Noob! It isn't, actually.
Tank knows exactly what I mean.

**Pussy** · 18th October 2008, 17:05

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

I hope you very maturely strolled over and asked "would you like a hand there son" and let him see that despite his efforts you were still prepared to give him some help. (i guess not as you imply he might have been stuck there a while....)

The difference being there, PrincessBandit, is I'll bet you didn't try to come across as Dawn the Muss!

**98tls** · 18th October 2008, 17:06

Nice,gave me a chuckle.

**FJRider** · 18th October 2008, 17:08

To be old and wise... first you must be young and stupid. Nothing changes...

**Bonez** · 18th October 2008, 17:11

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Go the Noob! It isn't, actually.
Tank knows exactly what I mean.

Go on. Do share. This is KB after all.

**Big Dave** · 18th October 2008, 17:14

Originally Posted by FJRider

To be old and wise... first you must be young and stupid. Nothing changes...

Experience is a good school - but the fees are high.

**Big Dave** · 18th October 2008, 17:16

Originally Posted by Bonez

Go on. Do share. This is KB after all.

This. Is. Sparta.

**skidMark** · 18th October 2008, 17:18

Originally Posted by DangerousBastard

You're a jerk, Tank.

Yeah, and you are about as dangerous as a soccer mum.

(judging by your profile picture)

**Tank** · 18th October 2008, 17:19

Originally Posted by DangerousBastard

You're a jerk, Tank.

You're still bitter because I crapped in your helmet - arnt ya?

**blairh** · 18th October 2008, 17:20

Haha, that is a classic story... as a noob myself I'm taking this as good advice! Haven't done that myself yet luckily, let's hope I can keep it that way!

**98tls** · 18th October 2008, 17:20

Originally Posted by DangerousBastard

You're a jerk, Tank.

Why?We have all been young, full of ourselves and done dumb shit whilst being so,its called life.The guy on said Hyo will as time goes by gain experiance whilst losing the attitude and someday probably come across some young fella doing something stupid whilst thinking hes gods gift,when he does he may well have a chuckle as Tank did,as many of us have.That Mellancamp song with the words "when a smoke was a smoke" come to mind.