Why I love Noobs and HoBags

[DMNTD:Me]

It's not the size that matters...it's what you do with it eh?

Liar.....

[imne1]

Haha, that is a classic story... as a noob myself I'm taking this as good advice! Haven't done that myself yet luckily, let's hope I can keep it that way!

Ditto !! although he could have just turned it. like this : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou8Ueancb90

[FJRider]

Nice selective quote...BUT I would never call myself pretty

as long as HE does...

[PrincessBandit]

Oh to be young and know everything...

I still am, and do.

It's not the size that matters...it's what you do with it eh?

Hey, you sound like Conquistador. Wot you 2 been up to then.....????

[vifferman]

Ditto !! although he could have just turned it. like this : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou8Ueancb90

Huh... I'm disappointed.
When I was young smartarse, I used to turn my bikes by leaning them to the left just like that, then revving them up, and dropping the clutch. I thought that Noobtube vid might've been the same...

[Gubb]

You're a jerk, Tank.

Ahahaha!

Let me guess, it was one of your 30 assorted-Hyosungs and your son riding, and he still isn't home for Dinner?

[imne1]

Huh... I'm disappointed.
When I was young smartarse, I used to turn my bikes by leaning them to the left just like that, then revving them up, and dropping the clutch. I thought that Noobtube vid might've been the same...

Oh you mean like this? : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyhgsVz02bA&NR=1
it looks rather like it would require more space than the other way. How big was the parking space Tank?

[xwhatsit]

Haha! Oh well, I've learned similar lessons about the drawbacks of being a cunt. Some would say I've still got quite a few to learn

Sometimes there's only one way to get a clue -- although it would've been even more effective if you'd gone up to him and offered him a hand! That would've really been piss in his porridge.

[Brett]

Yeah, and you are about as dangerous as a soccer mum.

(judging by your profile picture)

LMAO. Owned by skiddy...


I find it a rather amusing story, if the bloke wants to be a knob end and others get the chance to laugh at him, then it is nothing but his own fault.

[no-coast-punk]

My favorite N00b story was watching a guy with a brand new shiny blue GSXR-600 wad up an engine in a parking lot. Here in the states someone on a learners permit is allowed to go out and buy whatever they want. There are plenty of sub 1000 mile wrecked busa's for sale in these parts.

It was a cold night (~4C) and we were all having a big get together (when it's cold 6 months out of the year, we're out in force unless there is snow on the ground). Dude only had like 1,000 miles on the clock.

He starts the bike up dead stone cold after it had been sitting for 2 hours or so. Lets it idle for about 3 seconds and then proceeds to hold the throttle against the limiter for another 15 seconds to show his buddies how cool his new pipes sounded.

The rest of in the audience were treated to a *clink* *clink* *pop* sound and the bike never started again. A dude that was there that night worked at the local 'zuke dealership and was tasked with putting humpty back together again. He said the thing sucked in 3 valves because the valves hadn't had enough heat to properly expand into the keepers. No warranty either

[Grin-T]

I wonder why some people are so stuck up and not say HI. Were you saying it in a tone where he thinks you and your kid were mocking him? Haha..

[Brett]

You're a jerk, Tank.

Piss take?

[PirateJafa]

Noob goes to reverse bike out of park and finds its too steep for him to get the bike out of.

I've helped a couple of girls out of this predicament (You know who you are!).

Still don't understand what the problem is personally. Just ride up onto the footpath - that's what you pay your taxes to use after all!

[Morcs]

lol hobag riders...

we had 2 riding with us yesterday, and was quite funny to see them overtake me on the motorway, and then looking real smug about it... the fact that im leasurely cruising at 145, one handed, and they are going flat tack didnt seem to register with them...

[Gubb]

How does one look smug under a helmet?