Why I love Noobs and HoBags

[nivram]

Bloody Hyo riders, they give us all a bad name

[Flip]

It probably would have been the final insult if you had offered to push his bike back after he had made such a nob of himself.
The world is full of people like this, its up to you how you react or don't react to them. At least you didn't get in his face and tear him a new one, but I bet it was tempting.
Good yarn, thanks.

[Soul.Trader]

Perhaps it's just your pessimistic outlook causing you to hate the world so much? I'm always polite, holding doors for males and females alike, and performing other generally accepted courteous gestures, and I'm greeted with thanks and politeness in return almost every time. But I guess not being a self righteous cunt helps me see the world in a slightly nicer light.

And if you'd helped the guy get his bike out, you'd probably have found he was quite thanful, and you would probably have helped improve his attitude.

[Big Dave]

Tank has merely followed the code appropriately. Well done the Tanker.

[madbikeboy]

Perhaps it's just your pessimistic outlook causing you to hate the world so much? I'm always polite, holding doors for males and females alike, and performing other generally accepted courteous gestures, and I'm greeted with thanks and politeness in return almost every time. But I guess not being a self righteous cunt helps me see the world in a slightly nicer light.

And if you'd helped the guy get his bike out, you'd probably have found he was quite thanful, and you would probably have helped improve his attitude.

And your reward for all these good deeds is being a junior accountant... Did you just call Tank a self righteous cunt by implication. Did you know he's the size of a, erm, tank?

[Gubb]

Did you know he's the size of a, erm, tank?

Pffft.

Tank's tiny. I could pick him up and put him in my pocket.

[Big Dave]

Pffft.

Tank's tiny. I could pick him up and put him in my pocket.

Shirt pocket.

[madbikeboy]

shhhhhhh! Soul Trader is probably quaking in his sensible patent leather shoes and cheap suit, all the while wondering when Tank will come marching into his Dad's accounting firm to find him...

[xwhatsit]

shhhhhhh! Soul Trader is probably quaking in his sensible patent leather shoes and cheap suit

Bright red sensible patent leather shoes and fluoro yellow and orange suit with white reflective stripes, don't forget. Motorcyclists shouldn't be allowed to wear black after all.

[Tank]

Did you know he's the size of a, erm, tank?

Well - I do need to lose some weight.

For what its worth - the name came back from the days I used to fight. Apparently I was never too hot on the subtleties of boxing and my approach was more umm 'basic' - thus the nickname 'Tank' was born (it also goes with my last name).

[toycollector10]

Did that soul trader just call me a "Pessimistic, World Hatin', Self Righteous Cnut?"

But the world needs people like me! So you can point your f*ckin' fingers and say, "Dat's the bad guy!"