A ticket for not wearing eye protection.

[RDJ]

I guess that sun glasses class as eye protection...

Actually, it does. In many of the helmet-less states you still have to wear eye protection. Not an unreasonable rule IMO, although it sounds that the incident referred to at the start of the thread was unreasonable enforcement.

The AMA site has a handy guide to what states require what (incl. mirrors, indicators etc).
http://www.amadirectlink.com/legisltn/laws.asp

[spudchucka]

"My visor fogged up occifer, and I wuz jest defoggin it - all sorted nowm kthx, byee"

I bet that's a common problem for you if you talk as much crap as you type.

[CookMySock]

I bet that's a common problem for you if you talk as much crap as you type.

Gee you look like a real jerk when you say things like that. Maybe in real life, you are?

[Gubb]

Gee you look like a real jerk when you say things like that. Maybe in real life, you are?

Pot.
Kettle.
Black.

[spudchucka]

Gee you look like a real jerk when you say things like that. Maybe in real life, you are?

I try hard to maintain my impartial, non-judgemental online persona and I'm glad that you appreciate my efforts.