Pulled up at the dairy this afternoon with my son in the cage.
Noob rider on a HoBag (bike looked brand new as did all his gear) pulls into the park nose first beside me. As always I say a polite "Hi" as walking past and noob simply gives me a 'fuck off' look. After all - now he rides a bike he is no longer a mild mannered shop assistant - hes a hard ass biker bastard!
Grab son and Ice cream and sit on the bench outside diary with my son. "Why are we eating here dad?" my boy ask.
You will see son, you will see.
Noob comes out of shop - looking too cool for after school. Flicks me another "fuck off" look for having the cheek to say "hi" previously.
Gets on HoBag and for the benefit of old bloke and his kid on the bench revs the fuck out of it.
Wise old Dad laughs.
Noob goes to reverse bike out of park and finds its too steep for him to get the bike out of.
So - if you are the noob on the bright yellow ho'bag who has been stuck in a carpark for the afternoon - Id just like to say "Thanks for the laughs"
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Originally Posted by Tank
. One day he might come to understand that being polite to people can lead to getting a hand when you make a newbie mistake like parking facing downhill on a vehicle that does not have a reverse gear.
) And that was on the ginny, and I couldn't shift it on my own.....
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