What is a munter funka?

[mattian]

I was being followed by a very determined tailgater in a white Hi ace van along Fanshawe street today. Heading onto the motorway going North over the harbour bridge I decided to let Mr. Ahole go, so, I pulled over to the left hand lane (the slow lane apparently) and he followed me, so close that all I could see was his grill in my mirrors. As you can imagine its not a very comfortable situation at between 80-90 ks an hour, but, considering the speed limit along there is 80ks an hour I reckon its the safest place for me to flip him the bird. I know.... shouldn't have done it, but, he wasn't interested in getting past me, only interested in intimidating me..... anyways, after commuting to and from work everyday for the past 2 years in Auckland city I am quite used to this kind of thing and I don't usually get rattled by it.
He finally pulls along side me and starts yelling. I can't hear a thing at all but, I am quite good at reading lips. Apperantly I am a "munter funka" does anyone know what that is??

[H00dz]

lol are you sure you didnt cut him off earlier or something

[Gremlin]

Use your bike to get in between some other vehicles, where he can't tailgate you, or disappear through the traffic (don't want him sideswiping you really)...

One set of ideas for those not intentionally being a dangerous twat, whole 'nother set for those that WANT to be pricks

[mattian]

I am positive I didn't cut him off. Its a straight run from my work along fanshawe street, don't even need to change lanes.

[mattian]

Use your bike to get in between some other vehicles, where he can't tailgate you, or disappear through the traffic (don't want him sideswiping you really)...

One set of ideas for those not intentionally being a dangerous twat, whole 'nother set for those that WANT to be pricks

I managed to get away with very little effort but, he managed to catch up to me down the other side of the bridge (god knows how) and, when I motioned for him to follow me out on the first exit, towards the motorway patrol HQ, he followed. I thought, good we can have this discussion in the presence of the law but, when I took that turn off he politely declined with some more munta funkers and a middle finger salute

[kevfromcoro]

NAH some cunts have just got it in for us bikers.......
look at the coro thread 31st..me and scratcha were prepered to kick some arse.......
just how it is.....
kev

[CB ARGH]

A van isn't as bad as being tailgated by a bloody huge truck. I was heading home from Rotorua doing 79.9km/h (L plate - wah) in a 100 zone, I pull over every 2 or so km's to let people past. This massive truck must've been just a few metres off my ass, totally unnacceptable, and scary.

You shoulda kicked his door in.

[martybabe]

I am quite good at reading lips. Apparently I am a "munter funka" does anyone know what that is??

Excellent lip reading skills dude .Someone recently shouted to me that it's Funky in Wanaka. How on earth did he know I'm about to visit the south Island.

[Lucy]

Excellent lip reading skills dude .Someone recently shouted to me that it's Funky in Wanaka. How on earth did he know I'm about to visit the south Island.

I know! People are mind readers sometimes. I've been wondering about adding to my skills at tying knots when people have yelled out to me about a 'Flat Hitch'. It's called synchronicity I think.

[Fatt Max]

Maybe he was german and telling you his name.

I had a gentleman tell me his name was Stu Pid-Gunter after I stalled the bike at the lights on my second day out.

Look out for the krauts on the road, they cause all sorts of trouble, ask any people from Poland.

Take care, ride safe and eat pies

[Fatt Max]

....either that or he got his mucking furds wuddled.

Bad, eh!

[devnull]

Just one more reason why handguns should be included in a bike licence...

If they fear for their OWN safety, they might not be such wankers on the road

[Fatt Max]

Just one more reason why handguns should be included in a bike licence...

If they fear for their OWN safety, they might not be such wankers on the road

That is how it should be my friend, good reasoning......

[<Rhino>]

Excellent lip reading skills dude .Someone recently shouted to me that it's Funky in Wanaka. How on earth did he know I'm about to visit the south Island.

I know! People are mind readers sometimes. I've been wondering about adding to my skills at tying knots when people have yelled out to me about a 'Flat Hitch'. It's called synchronicity I think.

Maybe he was german and telling you his name.

I had a gentleman tell me his name was Stu Pid-Gunter after I stalled the bike at the lights on my second day out.

Look out for the krauts on the road, they cause all sorts of trouble, ask any people from Poland.

Take care, ride safe and eat pies

....either that or he got his mucking furds wuddled.

Bad, eh!

Ahhhhhh.......oh my guts hurt

[Brooke]

I hear you people, I had a lady pull out in front of me at an intersection the other day (so much so I actually had to stop and test my emergency breaking skills!) then had the gaul to give me a filthy look. Stupid woman. Didn't think I could really fuck her up any more than she already was, seeing as she had a wheelchair on the roof of her car. Still didn't give her the right though. Stupid biddy.