dare I suggest you should drive a tin top instead?![]()
dare I suggest you should drive a tin top instead?![]()
Religion is not the opium of people. Opium is
if the kid gets wet on the bike, you can put them in the dryer to dry them.
Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
Well it was safe enough on the CB400 http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...677#post849677
Grow older but never grow up
Congratulations and let me be the first to say "Are you excited yet?" (in my case if they meant terrified and overwhelmed by the responsibility of it all then I'm over the moon)
I concur with Richi. And kiss your spare time and disposable income goodbye. Little buggers don't come with a handbook or a workshop manual either![]()
"More and more girls are keen to get a leg over." Katherine Prumm Sunday Star Times, Nov 2, 2008:
way to go mate...
at least we know what you to have been up to.
No mate you are so lucky. you will enjoy every moment. Remember to be extra nice to her.![]()
If you are behind me
Dont ask as I am lost too.
hope ur ready 2 b told how 2 raise ur kid by every1 and take their advice![]()
Congrats,,,,,,,,you may need the bike to stay sane !![]()
RSV Mille: No madam, its an Aprilia, not a Harley. If it were a Harley, I would be pushing it !
Please NOTE: If I offend you with any of my posts or comments, please remember that.
1. I do it on purpose
2. I dont give a shit
3. Tell some one who cares.
Snuffles, for fuck's sake - first time having sex, and you get the girl pregnant?! Hang on a sec, you sure it's even yours? Next time you ride bareback, remember to pull it out and pretend you're a firehose (or a garden hose if that suits better),
Please find attached photo of a crib that has just passed OSH laws (still under review at CYFS).
Seriously, congratulations, you must be stoked.
It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
Already have a list of shit that my kid will not do.
No text speak or language( you are half englishman/woman.....speak and write like one.)
if its a girl.......no dating until you leave home!
No winter sports......buggered if i am standing in the cold by a soggy feild
If you are doing drugs or drinking.......share with daddy.
Please NOTE: If I offend you with any of my posts or comments, please remember that.
1. I do it on purpose
2. I dont give a shit
3. Tell some one who cares.
No dating scumbag bikers especially, and she only leave home when she's 30...
(Sons are different, if you could kick them out at age 13, you would).
It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
Congradulations. yep the duct tape sounds about right.
Against popular belife I do like children, but cant eat a whole one.
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