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    Angry Fuck off already!



    As those who have meet me know. There isn't a hell of a lot to me. I'm pretty damn skinny (or so I'm constantly told).

    Got checked out by the Dr. He reckons all is sweet.

    Started a "EAT EVERYTHING" diet. Spent more than double my normal budget on food, from good fats (Avocardo, nuts, yadda yadda) to bad fats (Pies... sausage rolls, burgerking, McD's yadda yadda) to eating constantly all day. Toast with every meal etc to the point that eating is more like a fucking chore than anything else.

    I havnt been doing my eat everything diet for long, but its not working... my "added-on fat" for this month is 200g And to boot its not actually even fat, as my over-all body fat percentage for this month dropped by .6% (less than 15% body fat).

    I'm so sick of people giving me shit about being skinny. If another person says to me "Geez dont you eat?" I'm gonna kick them in the fucking kneecap! So fuck off already!

    Fucking fat cunts
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    Geez, don't you eat?
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    Ah. I can tell you where you're going wrong. Relying on FOOD to put on weight is a mistake. What you need is BEER. 3 or 4 pints a day, will do the job in no time. DAMHIK
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    Oh that sucks!
    Its not like people go around saying 'oh your so fat' to fat people hey?
    Why is it that negative comments about skinny are justified because 'we are worried about their health' but they wont go tell the morbidly obese that they need to eat less and exercise?
    Thats good your healthy though!

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post


    As those who have meet me know. There isn't a hell of a lot to me. I'm pretty damn skinny (or so I'm constantly told).

    Got checked out by the Dr. He reckons all is sweet.

    Started a "EAT EVERYTHING" diet. Spent more than double my normal budget on food, from good fats (Avocardo, nuts, yadda yadda) to bad fats (Pies... sausage rolls, burgerking, McD's yadda yadda) to eating constantly all day. Toast with every meal etc to the point that eating is more like a fucking chore than anything else.

    I havnt been doing my eat everything diet for long, but its not working... my "added-on fat" for this month is 200g And to boot its not actually even fat, as my over-all body fat percentage for this month dropped by .6% (less than 15% body fat).

    I'm so sick of people giving me shit about being skinny. If another person says to me "Geez dont you eat?" I'm gonna kick them in the fucking kneecap! So fuck off already!

    Fucking fat cunts
    Fat fucker.....
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    Ah. I can tell you where you're going wrong. Relying on FOOD to put on weight is a mistake. What you need is BEER. 3 or 4 pints a day, will do the job in no time. DAMHIK
    Well I stopped drinking for... I dunno nearly 3 years... and over the last 3 odd months I've found my new beer and been drinking a fair bit of it too... it doesnt seem to help either
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    Hi ,
    You are just the perfect woman 100% spot on, and if that pic of you on your profile was taken in your personal garage, every male KBer will be in love with you,............coz we could "borrow" one of your serious bike collection , hey most girls collect lipstick not superbikes.

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    Drink more. Even if it still doesn't help, you won't care.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    I'm so sick of people giving me shit about being skinny. If another person says to me "Geez dont you eat?" I'm gonna kick them in the fucking kneecap! So fuck off already!

    Fucking fat cunts
    Geez thanks. I own shares in Heineken and Woodstock....
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    Yea....beer.... works for me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post


    As those who have meet me know. There isn't a hell of a lot to me. I'm pretty damn skinny (or so I'm constantly told).

    Got checked out by the Dr. He reckons all is sweet.

    Started a "EAT EVERYTHING" diet. Spent more than double my normal budget on food, from good fats (Avocardo, nuts, yadda yadda) to bad fats (Pies... sausage rolls, burgerking, McD's yadda yadda) to eating constantly all day. Toast with every meal etc to the point that eating is more like a fucking chore than anything else.

    I havnt been doing my eat everything diet for long, but its not working... my "added-on fat" for this month is 200g And to boot its not actually even fat, as my over-all body fat percentage for this month dropped by .6% (less than 15% body fat).

    I'm so sick of people giving me shit about being skinny. If another person says to me "Geez dont you eat?" I'm gonna kick them in the fucking kneecap! So fuck off already!

    Fucking fat cunts
    yeah i get that all the time...iam a skinny prick....eat like a horse....pork fat ........eggs cream buns,,,,, and eveyone says to me.....
    fuck you are skinyy......i get pissed off with it.....perhaps we could go to weight watchers......jenny graig....and scof big pork buns and cream doughnuts..hahaha......i do get pissed offf with it though........ cheers
    kev
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    Drink more. Even if it still doesn't help, you won't care.
    lol I like that plan!
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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    Know how you feel, been there done that. Have put up with the "eating disorder" comments myself, and hell I ain't even as skinny as you. So figure that one out?

    Don't let it get to you. Simple. Obviously whatever weight you are is normal for you. You have a fit bill of health thats all that matters isn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kevfromcoro View Post
    yeah i get that all the time...iam a skinny prick....eat like a horse....pork fat ........eggs cream buns,,,,, and eveyone says to me.....
    fuck you are skinyy......i get pissed off with it.....perhaps we could go to weight watchers......jenny graig....and scof big pork buns and cream doughnuts..hahaha......i do get pissed offf with it though........ cheers
    kev
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    It gets old pretty quick huh...

    I wanna go on that fatty show on TV be the Crash Diet dummy... I'd eat all that shit and they'd say "how'd that make you feel?" and I'd respond... "Good... lets do it again... with more pies this time aye"
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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    try a high protein high carb diet , not fats .
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