Hornet Swarm Night City

**madbikeboy** · 26th November 2008, 07:55

New Zealand Herald: Wednesdy 26th November, 2008.

Unknown Swarm blight on Posh Auckland Suburbs.

This morning, reports are coming to light of a massive swarm beginning in Inner City Auckland, and then heading towards the expensive suburbs of Remuera and St Heliers.

Eyewitnesses described loud screaming and buzzing sounds as Hornets invaded, some bystanders also describe an odd blue halo eminating from one Hornet in particular.

So far, there have been no reports of damage, although several very attractive woman have been admitted to hospital after the Hornet Swarm after party got out of control - the women have all been diagnosed with tachicardia, in other words - racing heart rates from meeting GiJoe and Madbikeboy in person.

More news as it happens.

**gijoe1313** · 26th November 2008, 08:14

I plead the fifth!

All good, waiting for the rest of the group to mount up - I decided to wait near a lovely view

Wasn't my fault when MBB also decided to wait there with me

Anyhow, if you got time to be talking to Harold reporters, you should be uploading the piccies! Or are there piccies which are showing a more lecherous POV?

**TOTO** · 26th November 2008, 08:35

the cute asian girls on top of Mt Eden so wanted to be on the back of some bikes

Even got me an air kiss from one of them

**gijoe1313** · 26th November 2008, 08:40

Originally Posted by TOTO

the cute asian girls on top of Mt Eden so wanted to be on the back of some bikes

Even got me an air kiss from one of them

I think you need to start carrying a spare helmet for those windows of opportunity then!

Are you sure they were girls and not those girly-boys?

Y'know, you meet the most interesting people on an 'Onda!

**TOTO** · 26th November 2008, 08:52

my spare helmet is at my last pillions place together with my winter gear, back protector and brand new armoured gloves . Still cant get it back. I'm actually reevaluating my criteria for taking non pillion bikers

**GSXR Trace** · 26th November 2008, 09:33

Originally Posted by Swoop

Do you own a hairdryer...?

that would be a negative... do i sound or look like a girly girl to you?

**gijoe1313** · 26th November 2008, 09:43

Originally Posted by GSXR Trace

that would be a negative... do i sound or look like a girly girl to you?

Thats what riding without a helmet is for ow! That way hair dries and you are moar riding!

Tip for the day ... fast hair washing just dunk head into toilet bowl and flush! If you want dyed hair, put toilet duck into cistern ow! Chur chur!

Also if you want the dry hands in biking gloves, spray them with WD40 making them waterproofers ow! But if you want to be smart, use gladwrap - too good eh?

**gijoe1313** · 26th November 2008, 09:48

Originally Posted by TOTO

my spare helmet is at my last pillions place together with my winter gear, back protector and brand new armoured gloves . Still cant get it back. I'm actually reevaluating my criteria for taking non pillion bikers

What the heck? All that gear and not being used? Tragedy!

And the back protector is a must, moar you use it, the cheaper it gets (amortising cost of purchase over amount of days used

)

Plus you get to feel like a ninja turtle!

**rie** · 26th November 2008, 11:21

Originally Posted by gijoe1313

Thats what riding without a helmet is for ow! That way hair dries and you are moar riding!

Tip for the day ... fast hair washing just dunk head into toilet bowl and flush! If you want dyed hair, put toilet duck into cistern ow! Chur chur!

Also if you want the dry hands in biking gloves, spray them with WD40 making them waterproofers ow! But if you want to be smart, use gladwrap - too good eh?

KB won't let me bling you again! so BLINGBLINGBLINGBLING - the office just got a bellyfull of giggles from one end!

**rie** · 26th November 2008, 11:25

i was hoping to catch up with you at one tree hill when a bunch of bikers zipped past. my U-turn at the burger king was not quite zippy enough to catch you before you turned into a mystery street!

i got some good riding in through EpsomGP (...lol) near the schools though. who knew?! part of the fun is ducking between confused soccer moms in the rav's.

then i headed home found toto's messages about you guys stopping at mission bay. the weather was pretty sweet - hope you guys had fun!

**gijoe1313** · 26th November 2008, 11:36

Originally Posted by rie

i was hoping to catch up with you at one tree hill when a bunch of bikers zipped past. my U-turn at the burger king was not quite zippy enough to catch you before you turned into a mystery street!

i got some good riding in through EpsomGP (...lol) near the schools though. who knew?! part of the fun is ducking between confused soccer moms in the rav's.

then i headed home found toto's messages about you guys stopping at mission bay. the weather was pretty sweet - hope you guys had fun!

All good girl! Yep, saw you riding along ... we went straight through the lates to Remmers and went down the road past Baradene College for Girls (the left turn where the national bank is).

MBB did comment about the "small rider on the GPX"

Yep ride was a lot of fun, too easy without the rain though!

Catch you on the next little soiree with the ensemble cast of miscreants, ne'er do wells and scallywags!

Glad I made you laugh, did you snort and make funny mew mew noises, which attracts the attention of your co-workers?

**rie** · 26th November 2008, 12:03

Originally Posted by gijoe1313

MBB did comment about the "small rider on the GPX"

i hope to fool the world into thinking i own a five hundy by appearing as little as possible on the bike. alas, no. it would be like painting a pumpkin with stripes and pretending it's a watermelon. =_=

Originally Posted by gijoe1313

did you snort and make funny mew mew noises...

lol, what kind of menagerie do you take to work, justin?

...*snortmewmew*

**PirateJafa** · 26th November 2008, 12:18

Originally Posted by rie

i hope to fool the world into thinking i own a five hundy by appearing as little as possible on the bike. alas, no. it would be like painting a pumpkin with stripes and pretending it's a watermelon. =_=

We could do a patented SMC midnight spraycan paintjob on it and turn it into a Ducati?

A Ducati with flames even?

**gijoe1313** · 26th November 2008, 12:25

Originally Posted by rie

i hope to fool the world into thinking i own a five hundy by appearing as little as possible on the bike. alas, no. it would be like painting a pumpkin with stripes and pretending it's a watermelon. =_=

lol, what kind of menagerie do you take to work, justin?

...*snortmewmew*

Snap. I do rather like the pumpkin striping metaphor you alluded to! As for the menagerie, you know I am a treacher of fine well bred animuls! They vary in colouration, size and disposition. Some smell quite badly, others perfumed and just as nauseating. Intelligence varies as does their attempts to communicate. Usually grunts, gleeps, urghs and mehs are evinced.

They can be of devious mind and low cunning, apt to laziness and other attention wandering diversions. Hard to sheperd yet they are quick to herd and also turn on itself and devour its own.

There are days where I would like to euthanise the herd or some spot culling with terminal results. The end product is ambigiuous, the payoff uncertain. Hours are long and effort is much. It does not pay to care too much since affection is seen as a weakness and they will pull down the ringmaster in short span.

Cruelty, mixed with a dispassionate sense of watching bacteria grow on a petri dish is the order of the day. Repeat daily.

Right. Where's my motorbike so I can get out of this place. If it's the last thing ever I do. Gotta get outta this place, theres a better life for me ... and you!