Should Kezza (chutters) ride MX this sunday?

**secondfield** · 11th November 2008, 22:42

Okay, I was prompted into posting this poll because ole 'chutters' (kezzafish) is a wee bit reticent about riding a day of club motocross on his SXF450.

Im keen to get him and Dave (our mate on a YZF450) involved as none of us have raced MX properly, and I reckon it'll be a choice day. We'd all start out together in 'C' grade and progress (

) from there. Wev'e been ripping up trails n' stuff for a while, so time to get some serious arm pump on I reckon.

A few reasons why he may not be keen though:

To start with he is obviously riding the wrong bike for an mx race..

He obviously has never jumped a bike going by his thumbnail pic..

He's obviously worried about its resale value after grinding the camshaft flat and mistaking water sodden milky oil for that flash, expensive synthetic stuff.

After riding into bottomless rock infested gullies, throwing it up impossible climbs, drowning it in bike swallowing bogs, never washing it, dropping the bloody thing on the ground when he hops off it and replacing almost everything on it except the engine casing itself it he is worried about damaging it before he heads to the ripper' next weekend

I reckon him n dave should come out to moonshine track sunday and enjoy another day's riding with a few like minded blokes ... what do you guy's reckon?

**kezzafish** · 11th November 2008, 23:57

you are a slag. and you've gotta stop starting threads in my name, i feel famous.... more like infamous (for being bi-curious).
Anyway, i'd love to do it but as you've illustrated i seem to ruin my bike everytime i ride. i still have clutch plates to replace after last weekend. Every time i ride it, it costs me $40 in oil (to replace) plus gas for bike plus gas for tow vehicle. plus entry fee (presumably)? that gravel death trap track is gonna hone out my rear tyre which already needs replacing (it's done 5 rides and is thrashed, welcome to karapoti) Dave's got brand new MC6s just to get an edge on me for the ripper. Also, after reading the "bike cleaning" thread i need to start saving for a bottle of Dynamo (apparently) and that's gonna be at least $7 which means no marmite this week

P.S. that pic in my avatar is jumping off a vertical bank, cunt

**barty5** · 11th November 2008, 23:58

isnt the sxf the ktm (old persons bike) version of a 4Stroke MX bike

**kezzafish** · 11th November 2008, 23:59

Originally Posted by barty5

isnt the sxf the ktm (old persons bike) version of a 4Stroke MX bike

yes, it's the one type of riding the bike is perfect for, it eats yzf450s for lunch
But they kick my ass when it's time to change into 5th

**eelracing** · 12th November 2008, 01:29

Originally Posted by kezzafish

you are a slag. and you've gotta stop starting threads in my name, i feel famous.... more like infamous (for being bi-curious).
Anyway, i'd love to do it but as you've illustrated i seem to ruin my bike everytime i ride. i still have clutch plates to replace after last weekend. Every time i ride it, it costs me $40 in oil (to replace) plus gas for bike plus gas for tow vehicle. plus entry fee (presumably)? that gravel death trap track is gonna hone out my rear tyre which already needs replacing (it's done 5 rides and is thrashed, welcome to karapoti) Dave's got brand new MC6s just to get an edge on me for the ripper. Also, after reading the "bike cleaning" thread i need to start saving for a bottle of Dynamo (apparently) and that's gonna be at least $7 which means no marmite this week

P.S. that pic in my avatar is jumping off a vertical bank, cunt

When me tyres get that rooted i just pull out the old angle grinder (well stanley knife actually,I'm a cheap cunt)and cut me some new edges.

**secondfield** · 12th November 2008, 10:19

When me tyres get that rooted i just pull out the old angle grinder (well stanley knife actually,I'm a cheap cunt)and cut me some new edges.

Funny you should mention that, we were discussing last sunday ... sounds like an OK temporary measure..

Oh Kez' , have a talk to dave ... we will get him keen for sunday then...

**kezzafish** · 12th November 2008, 21:26

Originally Posted by eelracing

When me tyres get that rooted i just pull out the old angle grinder (well stanley knife actually,I'm a cheap cunt)and cut me some new edges.

yeah, i'm cheap as fuck too. and have been considering that idea lately. i don't think i can be fucked with the effort tho. i'll turn my tyre on the rim before the ripper

Originally Posted by secondfield

Funny you should mention that, we were discussing last sunday ... sounds like an OK temporary measure..

Oh Kez' , have a talk to dave ... we will get him keen for sunday then...

He won't do it. i've asked him. his excuse is even weaker than mine:
1.... he doesn't want to use his brand new tyres till the ripper!
2.... He won't do it unless i do!! ha haaaa, that's some pre school shit, he's 42 years old

Don't bother asking me to tell him he's a knob, i already have. It just hurts his feelings

**secondfield** · 13th November 2008, 08:32

Went out to the track again yesterday for a look-see.

Its rock

Can you imagine that

an mx track made out of mostly rock ?

You guy's should come out anyway...

Dave, that has got to be the weakest excuse Ive ever heard.

**theblacksmith** · 14th November 2008, 23:23

Go on Kezza! Get someone to sponsor ya mate.Oh and ps
wots your address so I can send you some marmite.

**kezzafish** · 15th November 2008, 12:35

ok, went out on the piss with secondfield last night and ended up agreeing to enter if he pays my fee, shook on it and everything.... fuck, dumb shit you do when you're pissed. So we probably won't get photos now as i won't be able to take em, oh well, i'll see if i can rope someone in to do it

**secondfield** · 15th November 2008, 19:01

Shit... did I agree to pay your entry??

Damn booze ...

**Taz** · 15th November 2008, 19:09

You've got the chance to go ride motocross and you're worried about photo's? Are you a poser? eff the photo and ride your friggin bike

**theblacksmith** · 15th November 2008, 21:52

Originally Posted by secondfield

Shit... did I agree to pay your entry??

Damn booze ...

And get him some marmite

**kezzafish** · 16th November 2008, 14:43

yeah, i'm officially a faggot now..... after a long, hard friday night i had a longer, harder Saturday but was still convincing myself at 2am this morning that i'd stop drinking, get a cab home and get up at 7 to head to the MX, i got up at 730 and barfed... hard..... i tried to eat toast and barfed.... i got on my motard and road to dave's (where my dirtbike stays) even though i knew i'd blow over the limit. i got to daves, ripped my helmet off and barfed some more...... "fuck this, i'm not riding" i said so me and dave went to watch secondfield endo faceplant!!! haaa, it looked like fun, bent bars and all. I'm gonna do the next one i promise

**theblacksmith** · 16th November 2008, 17:15

Originally Posted by kezzafish

yeah, i'm officially a faggot now..... after a long, hard friday night i had a longer, harder Saturday but was still convincing myself at 2am this morning that i'd stop drinking, get a cab home and get up at 7 to head to the MX, i got up at 730 and barfed... hard..... i tried to eat toast and barfed.... i got on my motard and road to dave's (where my dirtbike stays) even though i knew i'd blow over the limit. i got to daves, ripped my helmet off and barfed some more...... "fuck this, i'm not riding" i said so me and dave went to watch secondfield endo faceplant!!! haaa, it looked like fun, bent bars and all. I'm gonna do the next one i promise

Wot a pisshead!

Are you sure you dont have a vespa?