Could not f***g believe this...

[Elysium]

Should have gotten off your bike, ran up to her, snatch the phone and proceed to smash the phone to bits on the ground in a fit of rage. Then you just calmly look up to her and say .."problem solved. Now about me riding my bike"...

[mattian]

C'mon man...... sounds like you had a problem with her before she even pulled out in front of you. Don't get riled up so easily, everytime some dumb shit pulls out in front of you man or else you just heading for a coronary. Just relax, you know you're going to get home quicker than she is.

[Fatt Max]

C'mon man...... sounds like you had a problem with her before she even pulled out in front of you. Don't get riled up so easily, everytime some dumb shit pulls out in front of you man or else you just heading for a coronary. Just relax, you know you're going to get home quicker than she is.

See your point mate, but it was the 'your fault for riding a bike' comment that got me naffed off, plus the phone plus the coffee. Us bikers try to be nice to everyone but this person WILL inflict some serious amage one day with tha kind of attitude.

As I said, good point mate, but you had to be there.....

[mattian]

what exactly will you be reporting to the cops?? "some lady pulled out in front of me today" they are hardly going to put out an all points bulletin. Sorry man, dont mean to sound rude but if you ride a bike...... get used to it ! and then build a bridge.

[Fatt Max]

FFS,Today I was forced across into the oncoming lane by posh spice girl on the phone, drinking coffee, driving a big black 4x4 that pulled out on me.

I'm half way through my life saving maneuver and some geezer gives me a fake cop ahead sign.WTF, I had to slam on the brakes cause I've no idea what a fake cop looks like.

Slowfox ya little tinker ya.

Ooohh you little devil

[toycollector10]

I had a good old belly-laugh yesterday morning on the corner of Greers and Sawyers Arms roads.

Some dude in an early Japanese shit-box. 08.35 AM, rush hour, and he's got his coffee going all right, except he's holding a ceramic mug by the handle!!

Stuck in the middle of the intersection. FFS!!

[HungusMaximist]

Unfortunately Fatt Maxx you've lost points in the verbal abuse department for letting that Remmers M.I.L.F. take the upper hand by saying 'your fault for riding a bike'.

They're all notoriously known for having huge 'bitch shields' so they don't succumb to your average comebacks. Usually some vulgar one liners will do the trick, the more disgusting, the better!

[1 Free Man]

Blimmin 'eck mate, give the girl a break, she was on the phone!!

My thoughts exactly. Christ if she was an octopus she could have been brushing her hair, cleaning her teeth and running a cotton bud through her ears while she was at it.
It's that multi tasking thing that all women are good at.
I think you are just being plain unreasonable. as above "give the girl a break."

[aderino4]

The most important question we need to ask is, "Is she hot?"

[Brooke]

All I can say is that I am glad I moved out of Auckland so I don't have to put up with as much of that stuff any more.

Oh and you should have got off you bike, grabbed her coffee, dropped her phone in it, then spill it down her front. That would have shown her.

Stupid discrespectful bitch. Worst things is she probably wouldn't have cared if you were on a bike or in a car. Her comments about riding a bike sucked though. How would she have felt if it was someone on a push bike and she knocked them off. Bitch

[Fatt Max]

The most important question we need to ask is, "Is she hot?"

Put it this way, the only way that slappa would be hot is if you burned her the stake......

[Wiki Drifter]

Perhaps it would be an idea to polish the eyeballs of these wankers with a nice juicey lemon

Was thinking of something with more um.. protein.. I suppose lemon juice will suffice

[Owl]

You could’ve asked her politely if she could remove the cell phone from her ear! That would at least give her a hand free to remove the gold plated vibrator from her arse!

[Okey Dokey]

The attitudes of some people are really unbelievable! Glad that your instincts saved you from a painful crash.

And I'm glad you got her rego and will pass it on.

[Finn]

I don't see why the car she drives or what she is wearing has anything to do with it. A stupid bitch is a stupid bitch.

Sure, the kiwi in you can't help but be jealous that you're on the bones of your arse riding a puddle jumper while she on the other hand learned at a young age that with her looks and mastering the art of fellatio will fast track her into that Porsche Cayenne.

There are more stupid working class bitches in NZ than good looking cock suckers. Don't like it? Then learn to suck cock.