Kezzafish's illegal cross country race..

[secondfield]

i'm taking my machette up karapoti on sunday and i'm gonna cut us an old track clear and stage an illegal cross country race. You in for some muscle work?

haha! yep! the best idea in ages mate!

Not sure on the rules and reg's for a few of the boys to get together and stage a 'mates' x-country / enduro enduro event for a day ... maybe one of the other KB's could offer some advice ...

On a lighter note we could call it 'kezzas karipoti ballbuster' or maybe just 'the bastard run' keeping it porfound and intelligent sounding

A 10 buck entry fee secures you a participation certificate and prize booty of:

1st Carton of smokes and a dozen stienies
2nd Bottle of Jimmy beam
3rd A black label penthouse (circa 1980)

Last: the latest edition of 'out' magazine (nz's homo mag)

At the risk of sounding un PC and coming across as a munter there are always viable alternatives to prizes etc.

maybe Daffyd could sponsor our event (I can see him cringing now)

The course:
Start of pram track then across the link track, down the staircase, up the rockgarden and then run back to the start ... take the better part of an hour possibly?? infite variations exist though (include the rollercoaster?)

Bikes leave at two minute intervals apart:
Tracks signposted
Marshalls at the start of each section
Radio comms / cell coverage / first aid trained person required for medical emergencies ... and maybe a quad on standby to medevac anyone ...

The rider with the fastest time overall wins the booty ... or the gay mag

Last but not least - a pissup afterwards and video footage from the event screened at my house by the beach ...

Kezza cant ride in it because he will invaribly come last just to secure the prize

[cheese]

LOL sounds hillarious. I'd be too scared to enter incase I got last place!!!

Watch out Tarawera 100, Suzi 6 hour and GNCC..... There is a new race out there that will pull in all the racers..... LOL who knows, might even be able to get knighter to race in this one!!! LOL

[Reckless]

Last: the latest edition of 'out' magazine (nz's homo mag)

How'd you know about that mag? I didn't even know it existed

[Danger]

Ha ha busted!

[dafydd roberts]

haha! yep! the best idea in ages mate!

Not sure on the rules and reg's for a few of the boys to get together and stage a 'mates' x-country / enduro enduro event for a day ... maybe one of the other KB's could offer some advice ...

On a lighter note we could call it 'kezzas karipoti ballbuster' or maybe just 'the bastard run' keeping it porfound and intelligent sounding

A 10 buck entry fee secures you a participation certificate and prize booty of:

1st Carton of smokes and a dozen stienies
2nd Bottle of Jimmy beam
3rd A black label penthouse (circa 1980)

Last: the latest edition of 'out' magazine (nz's homo mag)

At the risk of sounding un PC and coming across as a munter there are always viable alternatives to prizes etc.

maybe Daffyd could sponsor our event (I can see him cringing now)

The course:
Start of pram track then across the link track, down the staircase, up the rockgarden and then run back to the start ... take the better part of an hour possibly?? infite variations exist though (include the rollercoaster?)

Bikes leave at two minute intervals apart:
Tracks signposted
Marshalls at the start of each section
Radio comms / cell coverage / first aid trained person required for medical emergencies ... and maybe a quad on standby to medevac anyone ...

The rider with the fastest time overall wins the booty ... or the gay mag

Last but not least - a pissup afterwards and video footage from the event screened at my house by the beach ...

Kezza cant ride in it because he will invaribly come last just to secure the prize

Sounds Interesting. I could put up some Pro-clean for first place.

[kezzafish]

Wanker. but it's a fukken great idea even if i do say so myself. i was thinking a shorter loop cos it's gonna be hard to get people to marshall at the intersections. maybe a 30 min loop with less extreme shit but more balls out and 3-4 laps. i had in mind a mass start at the Poti carpark, balls out blast down the gorge then up towards deadwood and through this track that me and dave found on Sunday, it's real bushy and needs clearing hence the machette talk. But it comes out at the main intersection and we could just repeat it 3 times then blast back down the gorge to the carpark for the finnish. gonna be fukken ruthless, Knighter couldn't handle it!

[Hemex]

Shiit!! Sounds fukin brilliant....

Cheese you dont have to worry about the last place mag if I enter the race too... lol..
Or unless you planned to 'race' me for it..

[kezzafish]

no prizes. all entry money goes to charity (help secondfield to get to the hero parade fund)

[Hemex]

no prizes. all entry money goes to charity (help secondfield to get to the hero parade fund)

or even Cheese's New Fuel Fund... Fuck hes going to kill me...

[barty5]

or even Cheese's New Fuel Fund... Fuck hes going to kill me...

Is that another Cheese pole to be started.

think i want to come in second place lookin at that list.

[kezzafish]

Sounds Interesting. I could put up some Pro-clean for first place.

what do you take us for.... amateurs?
i wanna christini 450 for 1st place

[Hemex]

Is that another Cheese pole to be started.

think i want to come in second place lookin at that list.

hahahahaha
Read my mind barty!!

[secondfield]

How'd you know about that mag? I didn't even know it existed

Gah! I knew that ole schoolboy question would come up!

At the magazine shop on lampton quay the gay mags are right next to the guitar world and musician mags ... the hair rose up on the back of my neck when after visiting the place for 6 months reading electric guitar mags i realised i was standing in front of 'that' rack!

At first glance I thought it was the bodybuilders section ... ha!

My mate took the piss 'out' of me, when we went in there one day hahaha.
Reckons I had one stashed inside the pages of the axe magazine.

Long live slash

Just thought id 'straighten' that one up

cue music .... at the gay bar, gay bar

[Hemex]

the hair rose up on the back of my neck when after visiting the place for 6 months reading electric guitar mags i realised i was standing in front of 'that' rack!
:

Think you would have realised sooner had you happened to bend to pick something up... A voice behind you going 'MMMM you look mighty fine in them Jeans boy' ...

[kezzafish]

whatever cunt.
if that's true then why did i just get a PM from Elton John saying that he'd play "candle in the wind" at our awards ceremony as long as "his boy" secondfield competed wearing nothin but a "purple helmet"?