If you were from hamiltron, you'd pass on the back wheel, buck naked, your boyfriend holding on for dear life to you and his bottle of JD.
If you were from Auck's, you'd ride on past without a second thought, cause if the cop is sitting in traffic, he'd be going at a standstill just like every other cage.
If you were from Vegas, you wouldn't dare overtake, they might pull you over and invite you and your wife to one of their "parties", worse still, someone might shoot you.
If you were from Welly Massif, you'd stop and have a chat, likely you'd be related, and lets face it, sooner or later you'll run into the cop again, normally at a brothel in Tawa or Santa Fe.
If you were from the Coromandel, you'd ride past really fast, all of 30kph, and you'd ride around and around until the buzz wore off, or you ran out of cheezels.
If you were from South Auckland, you'd tell him and his video crew to fuck off, winning this weeks episode of Cops or Police 10/7 for most sightings.
But, if you lived near Helensville, you'd quietly go about your business and not look him in the eye - it'd likely be Ginga Cop, he is a local transvestite who likes fucking boys in leather (get it??).
MBB
Its diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; its life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
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