Ducati cunts

**Kendog** · 17th November 2008, 11:44

Where can I meet this cunt, I want to punish him with a ride of my bike.

**Coyote** · 17th November 2008, 11:51

Don't know why everyone is being so cruel. Sounds like a bloody good bloke to me.

**nudemetalz** · 17th November 2008, 11:57

If that's what Ducati rider's are,...what does that make us Guzzi riders ?
Actually, don't answer that !!!

**inlinefour** · 17th November 2008, 12:14

Originally Posted by Coyote

Don't know why everyone is being so cruel. Sounds like a bloody good bloke to me.

They are just pissy that they didnt get that ride themselves. That Ducati rider sounds like an utter good bastard to me. Its funny but I can see the same thing happening the other way. Blokes and blokettes sitting on their Ducatis together saying "watch out, here come those kiwibiker cunts"!!

Limbimmmmmmmbaabaaa, you manage to clean out the undies so they could be used again or was it a throw away job?

**ynot slow** · 17th November 2008, 12:24

And you returned the bike.WHY????Lucky bastard.

**limbimtimwim** · 17th November 2008, 12:52

Originally Posted by ynot slow

And you returned the bike.WHY????Lucky bastard.

The fuel light was on, so I couldn't have got too far.

**Coyote** · 17th November 2008, 13:00

Originally Posted by inlinefour

They are just pissy that they didnt get that ride themselves. That Ducati rider sounds like an utter good bastard to me. Its funny but I can see the same thing happening the other way. Blokes and blokettes sitting on their Ducatis together saying "watch out, here come those kiwibiker cunts"!!

I knew someone would take me seriously. You just can't be sarcastic without using similies

It's not just Ducati riders that say that...

**Fatjim** · 17th November 2008, 13:06

Originally Posted by Pex Adams

Have you shaved that shit off your face yet?

You mean, "do you still look like a cunt"?

I used to be a good cunt. Now the goods all gone.

**inlinefour** · 17th November 2008, 13:15

Originally Posted by Coyote

I knew someone would take me seriously. You just can't be sarcastic without using similies

It's not just Ducati riders that say that...

I was being sarcastic also to tell you the truth and I know that KBer has a bad name with some riders out there.

**Ducky848** · 17th November 2008, 13:16

Originally Posted by Dooly

All us Duc owners are cunts.

You should of rode off never to return!

Exactly. Being a cunt is quite well covered in Ducati superbike manuals. The 1098R even comes with a personal 'how to be a cunt' trainer.

"here have a ride on my $65,000 bike"... mint.

**inlinefour** · 17th November 2008, 13:19

Originally Posted by Fatjim

You mean, "do you still look like a cunt"?

I used to be a good cunt. Now the goods all gone.

I guess you have been called a cunt that many times that once the hair started to grow you ended up looking like one too? Dont worry Fatjim, most cunts a good...