Flyspray

**Quasievil** · 3rd February 2009, 07:10

I understand that these products are designed to kill flys and other bugs....but do they?
For a start I hate fucking flys, especially in the am when all ya want to do sleep in and there always seems to be some irritating little fucker with noisey wings which likes to land on your face, ya swipe at it and it comes back swipe it comes back..........Farking pisses me off so what do I do?

I ARM MYSELF with the latest chemical warefare weaponery from the supermarket I went down and loaded up with RAID and Black Flag two products designed specifically to kill airbourne insects, I strategically place them around the house in known flight paths and wait.........soon after a attack comes in and I spray these little fuckers with all the might which my newly acquired arsenal has to offer and wait for some crash and burn action BUT nothing happens.............I spray the little fuckers again and wait............ nope fuck all happens these little pricks fly around almost like they are taunting me so I spray again and again and a fucking gain......... Finally in a pool of flyspray lies a drowning fly, so fucking wet with this apparent deadly toxic spray he cant use his wings HAHAHAHAHA GOT ya !!!!!!!!!

So how does he die FUCKING DROWNING !!!

okay so here is the question how is it that these flyspray makers can claim to kill flies chemically when all that works it seems is death by drowning, do I go and buy a atomiser and fill it with water and drown them that way? (be a shtload cheaper) or is their actually a flyspray product that really does do what it says it will do and unleash some serious saddam style chemical warefare on their arses?

what do you use and whats your story?

**sinfull** · 3rd February 2009, 07:19

Electric tennis racket (raquet or whatever) far more joy in zapping the little pests ! Not bad for torturing the mrs or whoever else get in the way either !
Got the dog into it with the blowies now lol she hates them with a vengance !

**The Stranger:Me** · 3rd February 2009, 07:23

robocan is your friend.

**ManDownUnder** · 3rd February 2009, 07:30

... at night... try putting a bowl of water under one of the corner lamps... bugs that are attracted to light see the reflection, fly into the water and drown. Cheapest damned bug spray you'll ever get.

Oh - and change the water every couple of days - it can get a bit ripe if you forget

**nallac** · 3rd February 2009, 07:31

Originally Posted by The Stranger

robocan is your friend.

you mean raid robocan now...

+1 for these

**sunhuntin** · 3rd February 2009, 07:37

i find the mortein in the red can works fairly well, specially if you get them a direct spray. all the others are just shite. i must have sprayed a small fly multiple times yesterday with whatever the brand is in the kitchen and it was still buzzing around.

but, honestly, i think flies get strong each year... bit like the flu. whatever they get hit with [fly spray/medicine] they become immune to it, which is why last years remedy doesnt work.

**imdying** · 3rd February 2009, 07:37

Originally Posted by sinfull

Electric tennis racket (raquet or whatever) far more joy in zapping the little pests !

Yep, hook up a couple of 6 volt lantern batteries

**Mom** · 3rd February 2009, 07:43

Use a fan. Flys hate moving air and dont fly around, they sit on windowsills and the like. I have sprayed mine with a 30 day residual spray so they die after they land.

**nodrog:Me** · 3rd February 2009, 07:52

spray every thing inside your house with ripcord (ceiling, walls, window sills, furniture, the wife) they will still fly in, but they fuck off pretty promptly when they cant find anywhere to land that doesnt mean death.

**sinfull** · 3rd February 2009, 07:53

Originally Posted by imdying

Yep, hook up a couple of 6 volt lantern batteries

Have ya tried it ? Didn't fry the 9 vlt system on ya did it lol or slow ya swing down at all ? Awww wait thats just for the torture side of it yr talking aye haha I want one of them electrode things they use at the physio bwahahahaha now that could be fun !

**nodrog:Me** · 3rd February 2009, 07:55

Originally Posted by sinfull

.... I want one of them electrode things they use at the physio bwahahahaha now that could be fun !

they are not good to play with when you are on the piss, it gets out of hand pretty quick

**sinfull** · 3rd February 2009, 07:55

Originally Posted by nodrog

spray every thing inside your house with ripcord (ceiling, walls, window sills, furniture, the wife) they will still fly in, but they fuck off pretty promptly when they cant find anywhere to land that doesnt mean death.

Great for ADHD children too, they don't move round too quick after chewing on the window sills !

**sinfull** · 3rd February 2009, 07:57

Originally Posted by nodrog

gets out of hand pretty quick

Wasn't thinking hands here !

**imdying** · 3rd February 2009, 07:58

Originally Posted by sinfull

Have ya tried it ? Didn't fry the 9 vlt system on ya did it lol or slow ya swing down at all ? Awww wait thats just for the torture side of it yr talking aye haha I want one of them electrode things they use at the physio bwahahahaha now that could be fun !

Yep, and it's a 3v system (so 4 times the juice!). Harder to swing, but totally worth it... you know how they crackle and pop when you get a fly? Not this one... this one crackles and pops as soon as you push the button

**sinfull** · 3rd February 2009, 08:02

Originally Posted by imdying

Yep, and it's a 3v system (so 4 times the juice!). Harder to swing, but totally worth it... you know how they crackle and pop when you get a fly? Not this one... this one crackles and pops as soon as you push the button

Cooool ! So they'll hear it coming and be cringing ! Wait off topic !!! Back to flys !!!