Motorbike riders risk impotence-SMH

[Bonez]

The missus says I pee everywhere too. Lemon trees love being peed on.

[Conquiztador]

I knew there was a reason why I ride cruizers where I lean backwards and not sport bikes where the pressure is on the front bits...

[Gareth123]

Ignorance is bliss

And you take it to the extreme

[klingon]

Born to be, um, mild - and possibly damp
a.. Kate Benson
b.. November 23, 2008
SUFFER in your jocks, bikers. Yes, that means you, you wussy Hell's Angel.
And you, Bandido boy. The secret's out. You aren't just overweight, smelly,
middle-aged drug dealers with more tattoos than teeth. You are soft in the
pants department - and quite probably bedwetters, as well.

And guess what? These afflictions are caused by riding motorcycles.

...

What a nasty, unimaginitive piece of journalism.

Apparently it has been scientifically proven that spiteful, overweight, smelly, middle-aged, drunken newspaper columnists also don't get laid, and this leads them to write nonsense such as that written by Kate Benson.

Sorry, I seem to have completely lost my sense of humour over this one. Does anyone know where it was originally published? I feel a letter to the editor coming on.

[_intense_]

Any news on the chicks?? Might be worth knowing for the younger members at rallies.

Skyryder

From discussions i have had, quite the reverse... POSITIVE SIDE EFFECTS ONLY! for example: mid-ride orgasim inducing firestorms... :

[Big Dave]

[prettybillie]

Bikers are more likely to have problems in the bed department, according to new research by a Japanese team.

Studies already claim that cyclists face an increased risk of impotence – and the team of doctors in Osaka now claim that motorbike riders are “likely to share the same problem”. The doctors claim it is because pressure and vibration from the saddle reduces the blood supply to their genitals.

Of the bikers tested, 69 per cent of riders had erectile dysfunction compared with 35per cent in the control group. The older the biker, the worse the problem, with more than nine out of 10 over-50s showing signs of impotence.

That's okay. Girls we'll just have to find ourselves toyboys rather than sugar daddys mwahahahahahahaha