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    Fuckin Cagers! get ya every time...just when you think you've got them pegged they go and something totally left-field.

    Cant believe Shell wouldn't keep your licence for 20mins, retards. Sure all the 'goods' could be suss, being as your a biker and all...but a guys licence???
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    I got a good half hour with him in the Yamaha tent at Laguna in 2005. No one knew who he was until someone in the tent yelled "who here has the most wins?" and everyone pointed at Rossi, and Rossi pointed at Ago standing next to me.

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    i didnt like taking licenses due to the off chance of that person being pulled over by the cops. i was happier taking the rest of the wallet, but leaving them with the license [after sighting and taking details]
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    My petrol station down the road doesn't even have petrol

    Bit like a pub with no beer

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    I work at a BP and we use the general rule of "if it's worth more than the gas" for holding stuff (wallets are worth more in time replacing the crap inside than monetary value). Anyway, you guys have no idea how many cameras are around that place in case you dont come back...
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    It ought to be enough for the attendant to sight your driver's license and take down the license number...

    In that case the driver/rider has been identified and whether the vehicle is yours or not won't be an issue as well.

    Sounds like you're on good foot with Karma Sir Tank! Good on the lady in the 4x4 (not something I say often btw)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragingrob View Post
    My petrol station down the road doesn't even have petrol

    Bit like a pub with no beer
    You'll just have to get a DIESEL BIKE THEN.
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    Nice to here a good news story bout cagers for a change.
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    Good on the cager. Pay it forward Make the world a nicer place.

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    fuck ...had to be a skirt that helped you out.....been a bloke he'd looked sideways and giggled
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    Quote Originally Posted by Choco View Post
    I work at a BP and we use the general rule of "if it's worth more than the gas" for holding stuff (wallets are worth more in time replacing the crap inside than monetary value). Anyway, you guys have no idea how many cameras are around that place in case you dont come back...
    Isn't that kinda the point?
    Thats what makes Shell Northcross's attitude so insane
    Quote Originally Posted by Soul Daddy
    I got a good half hour with him in the Yamaha tent at Laguna in 2005. No one knew who he was until someone in the tent yelled "who here has the most wins?" and everyone pointed at Rossi, and Rossi pointed at Ago standing next to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimjim View Post
    fuck ...had to be a skirt that helped you out.....been a bloke he'd looked sideways and giggled
    Dude - Blokes don't giggle. period.

    Its like Man rule No. 15 or something.

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    That is mint, a great story

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    Quote Originally Posted by nosebleed View Post
    Isn't that kinda the point?
    Thats what makes Shell Northcross's attitude so insane
    The problem is that the service station can't legally do anything with them - as they still technically belong to the people who left them at the counter.

    Very much a no-win situation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    Shell Northcross - have been a regular customer there for the last 8 years.
    ...... seems incredible that the staff could be so DIM!
    ... ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    Dude - Blokes don't giggle. period.

    Its like Man rule No. 15 or something.
    Its Rule 18 of sub section 12
    Sub section 12: Mating Rituals;

    • Rule No. # 18: Men do not giggle. Men can not giggle, nor know how to giggle.
    • Rule No. # 18a: The sound of a Giggle is the sound of mating call of the female.
    • Rule No. # 18b: Impersonating a giggle is dangerous and and should be avoided... see rule #18a
    • Rule No. # 18c: Giggling is prohibited by the male species, even when one has the urge to. See Rule 18a-b

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