It just keeps happening...

[Brooke]

FM you rock. You have made my century! Your stories are worth publishing man. I hope your day was better.

[Pussy]

Like your pommy sense of humour, Fatt Max, and your way with words!
I did a topdressing job for a pommy bloke a few years ago near Otorohanga.
I needed someone to come for a briefing flight to show me the boundaries of his farm. I asked the said bloke if he would come for a flight. He replied: "You could pave my arse with diamonds, and I still wouldn't get in that fookin' aeroplane!"
I laughed for the rest of the day!

[roy.nz]

Mate that must of made an interesting start to the day better you than me. i'l get you that beer.
later

[Fatt Max]

Blimey, thanks one and all

I am ditching my present Nokia GFASOI mobile (Got Fuck All Stuff On IT) and treating myself to a camera phone at the weekend so I should be tooled up to take any piccies if more of this kind of stuff happens.

Hopefully I dont drop the thing first day out.

Yes, it's been one hell of a week but there is no way in buggery you will get me on the bus / in the car / on a fucking boogie board cos the bike is mine and I love it.

I'm off to a big piss up at the weekend, its an annual thing for a bunch of ex pat lads and usually ends up with someone rotten drunk, asleep on the roof with a tampon up each nostril and a garden knome inserted in the rusty sherrifs badge so I shall give you any decent goss next week.

Cheers again one and all, glad I brought a smile to your day, I'm still picking rose thorns out of my arse.....

[MarkH]

Oh cor blimey, it’s been a memorable 24 hours.

Karma?

Kick a lot of dogs and eat a lot of babies in a past life Max?

You certainly are having an interesting time recently.

[roy.nz]

Had a kinda similar thing this morning just with a harmless fly. No bees or wasps for me.

[MarkH]

geez .... i bet some days you wish you had never stepped foot outta bed!!

Some days it is just not worth the effort of chewing through the leather straps to get out of bed!