What a week - Fat Bloke Incident #3

[laserracer]

The geezer was up on my back rabbit punching me in the back of the neck, sort of thing you would do in the playground. I'm on for a kicking from him and his mate (who was getting up off the floor with a busted lip and blood on his nice Nike shirt) and it was either belly slam the prick and do a 10 stretch for GBH guarding my fat arse in Mt Eden showers, or try and frighten the idiot with the "Oh dear, I'm fighting a gay man" trick.

If worked as well, serious good fun, his face was a picture.

Never know, the two lads might have cleaned each other up, had a nice warm shower together and right at this very minute are sweeping each others chimneys with their fully loaded six inch kidney wipers......

Well done that mansweeping each others chimneys with their fully loaded six inch kidney sweepers NOW this kiss we talkin just a peck on the lips ....or was there tongue involved ?wow a real knight in shining armour.. pity the damsel didnt stay around to say thanks ...the cow

[racerhead]

i think you may need to keep a video camera on you at all time's from now on max. classic, good job

Think this would be a great idea, just wear a helmet camera and all will be captured

Good job on stoping for the chick FM because Im sure alot of poeple would have just continued on there way while too scared to get involved

[MIXONE]

You are wasted on your day job FM.You should be a stand up comedian.
A top job well done.

[Swoop]

Where is the next installment?

C'mon FM, your readers await the next chapter of the "Week of commuting chaos".

Have you started wearing a cape yet? Superman stylez...

[nodrog:Me]

i hope you gave the chick a sly kick while she was on the ground too, teach her a lesson for pulling out in front of traffic. i bet you she looks next time.

[MSTRS:Me]

Nino Callotto for the 21st century!!
Brilliant.

[vifferman]

You need to spread your incidents out, otherwise we can't bling you for each of them!
Well done helping out ScroterChick!

[slimjim]

lad you need to run for government........ at least there would be better news coverage and less grizzling....top show you...

[klingon]

I rarely actually laugh out loud while reading KB but this story had me in stitches! Fantastic story, brilliantly told.

On behalf of all Chicks Wot Ride, I would like to thank you for your gallantry.

You really should report those two losers to the police though. After all, they assaulted both you and the scooter chick.

[wbks]

I'm with racerhead, you need to wear a helmet cam from now on. "KB TV: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF FATT MAX"

[Fatt Max]

I rarely actually laugh out loud while reading KB but this story had me in stitches! Fantastic story, brilliantly told.

On behalf of all Chicks Wot Ride, I would like to thank you for your gallantry.

You really should report those two losers to the police though. After all, they assaulted both you and the scooter chick.

No worries mate,

Now that I have had a chance to think about it then yes, I should have clocked the number plate but the car was such a shite heap I'm not sure if it even had plates on it.

Still, I'm sure my young friends will be very happy together

[klingon]

No worries mate,

Now that I have had a chance to think about it then yes, I should have clocked the number plate but the car was such a shite heap I'm not sure if it even had plates on it.

Still, I'm sure my young friends will be very happy together

It's up to you obviously, but personally I would still report the incident. Someone else may have got the number plate, or the chick may have reported it, or your description of the idiots might match up with someone the police already know about.

[Blossom]

bling sent...
muttered under my breath about scrotogirl...
running off to bling others so when FM posts again I can be ready...

I love your style FM.