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    Quote Originally Posted by CRF119 View Post
    Lol thst some funny shit. Yea you have to train them well.Im still single as i havnt found a girl that can handle come 3rd behind 2 bikes lol. Also still living at home but got mum trained really well she dosent even step into her own double garage now
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    Quote Originally Posted by CRF119 View Post
    Lol thst some funny shit. Yea you have to train them well.Im still single as i havnt found a girl that can handle come 3rd behind 2 bikes lol. Also still living at home but got mum trained really well she dosent even step into her own double garage now
    Mate you need to keep looking cuz trust me there are only afew of us women that realize at a very early stage that we are 2nd, 3rd, 4th and so on to a mans ride, In our house i'm knowen as the misses and his ride is knowen as the misstress(named this by me). The bike is always gunna come first but i'm ok sharing him with 2 wheels, Specially since he takes me too

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    that's awful .......... he should'a sent her down the tip with instructions not to come back until she'd recovered the bits ......

    my ex put a slight scratch in my cb350 front mudguard once [long time ago] ---- i didn't speak to him until he'd got the whole thing re-chromed. bastard.
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    Do you think she ditched all that stuff to really piss him off? Chicks are good like that, they operate like mafia, they get to the ones you love and care about...in this case his bike bits.
    Or is she just thick...
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    Quote Originally Posted by munterk6 View Post
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    Or is she just thick...
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    Quote Originally Posted by munterk6 View Post
    Do you think she ditched all that stuff to really piss him off? Chicks are good like that, they operate like mafia, they get to the ones you love and care about...in this case his bike bits.
    Or is she just thick...
    Woman like marfia!thats some funny shit

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    jeesus FM you need an award as the funniest guy on ths site EVERYday you have sumthing new and hilarious to read

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    peanut? ... says it all really ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard Mc F View Post
    She had a key to the shed?
    Who unlocked the chain, that attaches her to the stove??
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