Coffee break while riding. Argh!

[firefighter]

Jeez, I reckon I must have upset someone in a previous life…

Had to duck out the door from work on an errand, decided to take the bike rather than one of the pool cars.

Cruising nicely along Tamaki Drive heading to Kohi and am behind a Mercedes station wagon with two ladies in the front. Both are smoking with the windows down.

Next thing, the driver flicks her fag butt out the window, breeze catches it and hits me straight on the visor, no damage but a bit shocked, filthy habit.

Then the passenger does the same, flicks her fag out the window and the fecking thing lands in my lap….arrrrggghhhh, my bell end is on fire…..

But wait, there’s more……

Next thing I know, the passenger empties the dregs of her take away coffee out the window and I get the whole lot all over my fecking jacket. Now I have a coffee drenched jacket and the future of NZ is about to catch fire. I pull into the lay-by at the public grunters at mission bay and sort myself out.

Can you f*****g adam and eve it, I thought this week was going so well….

….and the coffee was a trim latte, what the f**k do I want with a trim anything….

Curry and lager tonight…

maybe your one of those people who aren't supposed to go outside?

You seem to have all the things happen to you that people with Agoraphobia worry about.

[klingon]

Well good gosh magolly, at this rate you will be fast turning into the comedy central of bikers! Fawlty towers, Mr.Bean and Some Mothers do 'ave them all rolled into one ...

I think the Biker God are looking for a new court jester and they have decided to gift you with the hobby horse to ride!

Oooh we should have a TV show featuring Max & his adventures! Better still - a reality TV show! I volunteer to follow him around with a movie camera.

You should have grabbed the smoke, ridden along side and thrown it back in the car!!! I've been covered in McD's, orange juice, whatever that smelly shit is in the windscreen washer tub, dodged nappies and i'm pretty sure there's much more so completely sympathise with you... after being summarily drenched by some young tossers in a Skyline washing their windscreen a couple of months ago (not that any water hit their windscreen)... i've been contemplating how I could rig up a water cannon to the bike so that I can respond in kind...

Ooohh I get so fed up with those windscreen washer over-sprays. Here I am with a nice clean visor and a nice clean bike and they spray me with their dirty scummy water with goodness-knows-what corrosive rubbish in it.

[mdnzz]

another good laff thanx FM.
I seconed the reality show, just a week following Max shoudl provide enough material for at least 6 months viewing.


On a positive note though

If FatMax is attracting all the idiots out there then that should (in theory) leave clean clear roads ahead for riding

[Maha]

On the motorway once heading south and a lady flicked her butt (and by that I mean cigarette end) out the window and the old boy driving gave her a stern talking to, I could see his finger waving and pointing to what was behind them (us) Frostys thread about 'Nose and smells' ? smelling cigarette smoke is another smell that is to be weary of, most of the time they dont care and will flick it out the window. Bastards!

[Road Guardian]

Fatt Max you should rename your self Shit Magnet

[prettybillie]

Hahahhahahah, his balls got touched by a fag!

OUCH!!!!!!

[Skyryder]

I just hope the boys in blue see this as it is one reason we do not like to ride behind vehicles and sometimes need to speed up as a safety precaution.


Skyryder

[sunhuntin]

On the motorway once heading south and a lady flicked her butt (and by that I mean cigarette end) out the window and the old boy driving gave her a stern talking to, I could see his finger waving and pointing to what was behind them (us) Frostys thread about 'Nose and smells' ? smelling cigarette smoke is another smell that is to be weary of, most of the time they dont care and will flick it out the window. Bastards!

yep, i can smell ciggy smoke several cars in advance. ive managed to dodge many this way.
bit different with on coming traffic though. was out on my favourite country road. oncoming car blasts past, and i see and feel something yellow just miss my eye. my first thought was a bee, but there werent any stripes. ive now worked out it was a butt. as it was coming up to dusk, i wasnt wearing my normal sunglasses. im damn lucky that it missed!

max... you poor bastard. hope you can wash the coffee and shit off ya gear.

[Swampdonkey]

Max, after reading some of your exploits lately .I need to ask you to call me if you decide to come up north for a ride this summer........ so i can alert the authorities to get some barriers up ...its just to risky.
keep up the posts.