Jeez, I reckon I must have upset someone in a previous life…
Had to duck out the door from work on an errand, decided to take the bike rather than one of the pool cars.
Cruising nicely along Tamaki Drive heading to Kohi and am behind a Mercedes station wagon with two ladies in the front. Both are smoking with the windows down.
Next thing, the driver flicks her fag butt out the window, breeze catches it and hits me straight on the visor, no damage but a bit shocked, filthy habit.
Then the passenger does the same, flicks her fag out the window and the fecking thing lands in my lap….arrrrggghhhh, my bell end is on fire…..
But wait, there’s more……
Next thing I know, the passenger empties the dregs of her take away coffee out the window and I get the whole lot all over my fecking jacket. Now I have a coffee drenched jacket and the future of NZ is about to catch fire. I pull into the lay-by at the public grunters at mission bay and sort myself out.
Can you f*****g adam and eve it, I thought this week was going so well….
….and the coffee was a trim latte, what the f**k do I want with a trim anything….
Curry and lager tonight…![]()
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