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    Coffee break while riding. Argh!

    Jeez, I reckon I must have upset someone in a previous life…

    Had to duck out the door from work on an errand, decided to take the bike rather than one of the pool cars.

    Cruising nicely along Tamaki Drive heading to Kohi and am behind a Mercedes station wagon with two ladies in the front. Both are smoking with the windows down.

    Next thing, the driver flicks her fag butt out the window, breeze catches it and hits me straight on the visor, no damage but a bit shocked, filthy habit.

    Then the passenger does the same, flicks her fag out the window and the fecking thing lands in my lap….arrrrggghhhh, my bell end is on fire…..

    But wait, there’s more……

    Next thing I know, the passenger empties the dregs of her take away coffee out the window and I get the whole lot all over my fecking jacket. Now I have a coffee drenched jacket and the future of NZ is about to catch fire. I pull into the lay-by at the public grunters at mission bay and sort myself out.

    Can you f*****g adam and eve it, I thought this week was going so well….

    ….and the coffee was a trim latte, what the f**k do I want with a trim anything….

    Curry and lager tonight…

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    Jeeeez Max - given your propensity for trouble I don't think I will go riding with you after all.......

    I think I might have been tempted to damage their motor vehicle myself.....
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    Well good gosh magolly, at this rate you will be fast turning into the comedy central of bikers! Fawlty towers, Mr.Bean and Some Mothers do 'ave them all rolled into one ...

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    I think at times like this punching mirrors off should be allowed to point out their stupidity because I think they would be too dumb to notice anything else
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    Quote Originally Posted by racerhead View Post
    I think at times like this punching mirrors off should be allowed to point out their stupidity because I think they would be too dumb to notice anything else
    exactly, well they're not using them, so why should they have them at all?

    oh right... so get a wof.. right?

    some people are just ignorant i guess

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Then the passenger does the same, flicks her fag out the window and the fecking thing lands in my lap….arrrrggghhhh, my bell end is on fire…..
    Hahahhahahah, his balls got touched by a fag!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmoot View Post
    Hahahhahahah, his balls got touched by a fag!
    ...and it was very emotional, I can tell you.....

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    Don't ever stop riding mate.

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    jeez FM... What are you going to be like when you progress to a biger bike.
    get an adventure bike..and come for a ride
    think we would be picking you out of trees...ditches... rivers....even the sea...
    keep posting
    its a laugh.........................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmoot View Post
    Hahahhahahah, his balls got touched by a fag!
    If I was allowed to bling - I'd give you one for that - very very funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    If I was allowed to bling - I'd give you one for that - very very funny.
    I've already blinged him for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmoot View Post
    Hahahhahahah, his balls got touched by a fag!
    Also, do not forget that I spend a good couple of hours each day with my arse firmly planted on an intruder......

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    Why bling him he was fag baged
    I would have followed those crazy cows and left a little sign of my own on there vech.
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    You should have grabbed the smoke, ridden along side and thrown it back in the car!!! I've been covered in McD's, orange juice, whatever that smelly shit is in the windscreen washer tub, dodged nappies and i'm pretty sure there's much more so completely sympathise with you... after being summarily drenched by some young tossers in a Skyline washing their windscreen a couple of months ago (not that any water hit their windscreen)... i've been contemplating how I could rig up a water cannon to the bike so that I can respond in kind...
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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