View Poll Results: Do you call your bike he, she or it...(or something unprintable...)

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Thread: He, She or It?

  1. #1
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    He, She or It?

    Was just reading a post which commented on the fact that someone called their bike "it" when others called theirs "he" or "she"....

    So what do you call yours? And why?

    Just curious - and I don't think there is another post on this (at least the search function didn't indicate so.....).
    . “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis

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    mines "it". although i wont say i havnt cuddled and kissed it.... seriously


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    Can't vote cause I'm a naughty boy.

    Mine's an 'it'. A very special 'it' indeed, but an 'it' none the less.

    (And, 'it' doesn't have a name!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    Was just reading a post which commented on the fact that someone called their bike "it" when others called theirs "he" or "she"....

    So what do you call yours? And why?

    Just curious - and I don't think there is another post on this (at least the search function didn't indicate so.....).
    I call mine Bobbie.
    An innocent little 16 year old ma'am insisted I name it after her
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackshear View Post
    An innocent little 16 year old ma'am insisted I name it after her
    Still innocent after meeting you.............? (a likely story!!)
    . “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis

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    I refer to mine as a shabby old slapper who uses my credit card to much in vain hope of being considered something more than mutton dressed up as lamb.
    Be the person your dog thinks you are...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post



    (And, 'it' doesn't have a name!)
    Mine does`nt have a name either .
    But I do call her baby everytime I ride. I say get me home safely baby .
    So my bike is a "she",
    A man riding a "HE" just does`nt seem right (no offence to men riding HE S` out there.)

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    after you have pulled one apart you realise its just ALOT of ITS


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    all of the.
    sheithe bitch.
    shitty bitch



    p.s
    sometime called daisy.

    mmmmm daisy duke

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    My bike's a she, i call her Tifa, <3

    im crap with real girls >_>

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    Usually refer to the bike as the 10...

    Occasionally while riding, or walking through the garage, I'll refer to the bike as 'girl'...
    "You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."

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    Pamela the bucket is definitely all woman!! The Hornet, I'm not sure, haven't decided....

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    Well funnily enuff I have them both represented!

    lil'ol'hornet is a boy
    Big Ol'Hornet is lil'ol'hornet's older brother
    Daisy is a born two stroker slapper
    Betsy is her older, more experienced friend
    Pippi is just a sweet little adorable ride (Poppi would be too, but needs more gussying up)

    How I get their names is usually by riding them for a wee while and then the name just pops into my head (unless they already have a name!)

    I'll keep doing it this way until some sort of reasonable sanity soaks slowly into my simmering imagination!
    "I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"

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    I call them "they"...


    ...Well I wish...


    If you can make it on Kiwibiker you can make it anywhere.

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    Hehehehe, mine are "my girls"
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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