Bikes and christmas.

[Number One]

I want one of those carbonite-freezing machines like Jabba the Hutt used on Han Solo.

Reckon Santa has a couple of those in stock? I'm ringing him on the 0800# now

[DarkLord]

I want one of those carbonite-freezing machines like Jabba the Hutt used on Han Solo.

I'm sure the kids would get over the discomfort of its regular use fairly quickly.

Parent: "I'm going away for the weekend. I love you honey!"

Child (moment before being lowered into carbon freeze): "I know."

[nico]

well apprently socer moms dont appreshate bikes parked in car parks in the hutt mall bawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bahawaa

[Slyer]

Just park your bike in a space in a really crowded carpark as far in as you can and watch every car that goes to park there before realising.

Then watch the one that didn't see it and flattens your bike.

[Pascal]

The wonderous expression on their feces when a person rides up to the door of the "mall",

I'm going to stay out of the cagers' feces, notwithall looking for a wonderous expression in there either. But I'll hoist a cold one to the joys of biking over Christmas, because it's absolutely lovely out there.

[Number One]

Parent: "I'm going away for the weekend. I love you honey!"

Child (moment before being lowered into carbon freeze): "I know."

Yeah that could work probably best if they are then lowered quickly.

well apprently socer moms dont appreshate bikes parked in car parks in the hutt mall bawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bahawaa

When I drive the family wagon, I probably look like any other soccer mom. I wouldn't care if you were just parked in a car park to begin with but if you tried to steal a carpark from in front of me I'd kick your hairy little arse boy!

Just park your bike in a space in a really crowded carpark as far in as you can and watch every car that goes to park there before realising.

Then watch the one that didn't see it and flattens your bike.

Indeed! One should always be considerate and a little wary at this time. 'Christmas shopping mission anger overdrive' gear...takes me from angel to complete fucking bitch in .25 seconds - I'm packing and I ain't afraid to use it boys

I'm going to stay out of the cagers' feces, notwithall looking for a wonderous expression in there either. But I'll hoist a cold one to the joys of biking over Christmas, because it's absolutely lovely out there.

Ew if you mean cagers faeces - then HELL YES I'll be staying away from that! But I think you probably mean faces - and I agree. Don't promote the stereotype peeps. A little bit of consideration and patience goes a long way on the roads at this time. I'll hoist a cold one also! New rubber and a solo mission ahead of me - this chick is looking forward to some quality time with her bike

[vifferman]

I thought I'd take the bike yesterday, as it would be easier to find a prak. And it was.

It was OK at the first place I went to (the bank, to get some US$), but when I went to Deek Smeeth, and the shop was so stupid that neither I nor the salesdude could find something that their computer said there was nine of - somewhere - I overheated, standing around in their crappy shop wearing all my bike gear. Hopefully it'll be better today when I go to the [*shudder*] mall...