I gotta ask.
Why bother??
Cracks me up when I ride into work to find a bunch of 250's with chains through the back tyre and disc locks etc yet all the big bikes are left just with their steering locks on
If someone is going to take your bike they're going to take it. Get insurance for peace of mind. Anything else is more likely to result in damage to the bike during the attempt.
"Fuck it's got an alarm. Wanker. Lets scratch the fuck out of the tank before we run off"
or
*CRUNCH* "Haha I just fucked up the front brakes au... Dick put a lock on or something.. Better leave it eh"
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