Santa left me a note saying he's going to pay for my bike to get its broken engine replaced!No wonder he has no money left for the rest of you! You mustn't have been good little boys & girls like me.
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Santa left me a note saying he's going to pay for my bike to get its broken engine replaced!No wonder he has no money left for the rest of you! You mustn't have been good little boys & girls like me.
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There is no such thing as bad weather; only inappropriate clothing!
Ha Ha, good fun thread...
Well done klingon, but just as well I got to the "aged fat one" before all of you and talked him into a pre-Xmas KX125...![]()
Now all I have to do is get Sunday off work to go to Summer-X with the camera and my festive season will be pretty much......
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Fuck Santa, unreliable fat cunt!
Gotta do it yourself.
Got back from Auckland this arvo, me and the missus decided to buy a dirt bike each for Xmas.
Went and picked them up yesterday.
Bloody Trade Me.![]()
i gotta laugh when we go shopping at chrisy ..because well ya see i sorta look like that jolly fat guy in the suit..roundy tum, long grey beard,wifee is always saying.. dont look now, but that little kid is staring at you with his mouth open and sure enough theres a lttle rugrat staring at me.
I though about setting up a santa booth with a sign that said sorry no children ..milf only:but wifee or mrs santa as i like to call her poo pooed the idea
especially when i told her about the sexy scantily clad female elves
Oh yeah and santas other sign that reads .. cum hold santas sac..
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if you think life is 2 short , get a taller one
Fatboy Racing
yamahawk racing enterprizes
IM DAM SEXY racing
I got
- latest kiwi rider mag.
- expansion chamber shield.
- motox styled rear end for the KDX. (I hear this will make it easier to do one handed supermen jumps)
Good times!
I GOT a peice of ass, and a pair of slippers.
none of them fitted.
Who is Santa then? Never heard of him!
Whether you think you can or cant - you will always be right.
theblacksmith
What do they call him in ..wales ???.. besides father christmas
santa claus and father christmas..are the same person
unless you live in our house and it could be... santana claws or the asian version.. father clipsmiss or hey fat arse in the red suit![]()
if you think life is 2 short , get a taller one
Fatboy Racing
yamahawk racing enterprizes
IM DAM SEXY racing
YEAH SWEET MATE.. SPWAP A SLIPPER FOR 1 ASS..
sorry didnt mean to shout..
herers a joke that got txt to me to -day...
In recent survey into blowjobs.. and why men like them so much.. 13% liked the feeling.. 9% liked the excitement..and 78% JUST LIKE THE fucken silence..
KEV
nice
if you think life is 2 short , get a taller one
Fatboy Racing
yamahawk racing enterprizes
IM DAM SEXY racing
think maby my 09 crf couldn't fit down the chimly, i could of aceptd it in pieces tho santa!!!
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