Spawn of D

**dangerous** · 24th January 2009, 20:48

Originally Posted by Skunk Control

Congratulations guys

, well done. Hay D when you come out of orbit can we get some details?

OK

umm due to the wee shit being upside down and his arse being stuck in R's pelvis his due date 11 Feb was brought forward to 4th Feb with a C section... but he'd had enough I say and wanted to see what all the fuss out side was about and where the smell of race gas keeps comming from so R's waters broke at work, and by the time we got to hospital
(knowing a pussy birth couldent happen) she was 3cm dilated (his arse was hanging out her fanny) so into OPs and 10min later... bingo, 30mins later and the train wreck was stiched up.

other than that,
1 day old
dark hair
caucasian
no teath
8.2lb
did the hugest black as sticky tar molasses poo today
ball bags way big... think thats all... OHHHH names Toren which is caltic for cheif of the hill.

**chanceyy** · 24th January 2009, 21:02

just thinking that when G gets home & reads that post your gonna be in hospital

but just brilliant

Neat name btw

**Paul in NZ** · 24th January 2009, 21:33

Wowsers

Congrats to you BOTH!!!!!

**Goblin** · 24th January 2009, 21:58

Originally Posted by dangerous

OK

umm due to the wee shit being upside down and his arse being stuck in R's pelvis his due date 11 Feb was brought forward to 4th Feb with a C section... but he'd had enough I say and wanted to see what all the fuss out side was about and where the smell of race gas keeps comming from so R's waters broke at work, and by the time we got to hospital
(knowing a pussy birth couldent happen) she was 3cm dilated (his arse was hanging out her fanny) so into OPs and 10min later... bingo, 30mins later and the train wreck was stiched up.

other than that,
1 day old
dark hair
caucasian
no teath
8.2lb
did the hugest black as sticky tar molasses poo today
ball bags way big... think thats all... OHHHH names Toren which is caltic for cheif of the hill.

You have such a way with words D!

Congrats to you both.

Dont worry too much about the ball bag, it's just the hormones.

Now the fun begins! All the best to you three.

**MVnut** · 24th January 2009, 22:02

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

Wowsers

Congrats to you BOTH!!!!!

Like the man said Congrats

..... so you up for a ride tomorrow D ?

**Number One** · 25th January 2009, 07:36

Fark you crack me up D

...knowing a pussy birth...arse hanging out her fanny...dilated...train wreck stitched up...

Your way with words is like music...and I am sure all those expectant first time moms out there reading this thread are feeling much much better about their impending labours

Love the name btw - very good MANs name

**nudemetalz** · 25th January 2009, 08:41

Awesome dude, another Guzzi rider into this world

**dangerous** · 25th January 2009, 08:45

Originally Posted by Goblin

Dont worry too much about the ball bag, it's just the hormones.

You mean it will shrink? mine never

Originally Posted by MVnut

..... so you up for a ride tomorrow D ?

get me out a here

**Pussy** · 25th January 2009, 08:45

Impressive gonads, Dangerous! (genetic thing, is it?

)
All the best to you three!

**Goblin** · 25th January 2009, 09:13

Originally Posted by dangerous

You mean it will shrink? mine never

get me out a here

Yee Gods! So that's why you walk funny.

Duffel bags.

There'll be no time for riding now. G will need all the help around the house she can get. Hope she has a comfy chair for feeding and her nipples are up to the task. Did you remember the schotchbrite?

**nudemetalz** · 25th January 2009, 09:47

Originally Posted by dangerous

You mean it will shrink? mine never

If that's the case, then I reckon ya 'nads must get a little cooked resting on top of the Guzzi tappet covers....

**SDU** · 25th January 2009, 21:14

Congrats to both off you

Hope Toren stays healthy & grows into a great guzzi rider

When does the new Mum get to leave hospital?

Lucky for you shes going to need a bit off help when she comes out, otherwise you might be eating hospital food for a while yourself after your comments.