Witty comebacks at BBQs...

[peasea]

Not many think my way.........................but some do.


Skyryder

I know exactly how that feels.

[R-Soul]

MBB - "Bikes have a built in fuckwit detector"
"What???"

BWHAHAHAHHA!! Loving it!!

[marty]

here's the BEST comeback >> http://imgur.com/mCUfG.jpg

[schrodingers cat]

Sounds like you forgot to take the 'Wanker Magnet' out of your pocket before you went and had it set to 11. Sure worked a treat huh?

PS - Like the Darwin call. Throttle works in two directions

[MarkH]

For some reason, he didn't seem to want to continue the discussion? I'm not sure, but maybe my people skills need work -

From what you posted they seem fine. Maybe you are a bit down on arse kissing skills, but who the fuck needs them!

I've had people say they couldn't be riding a motorcycle, I just agree - motorcycle riding isn't for everyone. I've had people say it is dangerous, I say it sure is - I gotta be careful when riding. The fact is that at 42 years old I have never broken a single bone in my body, but I know someone that got 2 broken legs from crossing the road - maybe there isn't such a certainty of death from riding despite what some may think.

[MarkH]

I cannot believe how many times guys see me gearing up to get on my bike and ask if its mine.. and then comment that it is a big bike for a girl! They just make me mad!

You should tell them that it is indeed yours and it is a great fuckwit detection device! If someone sees it and makes a retarded comment then you straight away know you are listening to a fuckwit!

So when are you going to get a GSXR-1300 like your mum?