Good rant by Mitch in Kiwi Rider mag

**White trash** · 18th February 2005, 09:57

Letter of the month! Wooohoooo, well done Mitch.

Good comments although I think poor old Ross may have over vented in his response.

Short and to the point please, Ross! I don't really want to see pics of the crowd, pissed yobos or classic race bikes sitting on a grid. Some in focus racing shots would have been awesome too.

Edit:" And another thing, Ross. Who proof reads your responses? You can't state "in closing", then ramble on for half a column to chuck another "in closing" at the end. That aint cool!

**jrandom** · 18th February 2005, 10:02

Originally Posted by White trash

Letter of the month! Wooohoooo, well done Mitch.

Well, like, you COULD have been so kind as to transcribe it for us so that we don't have to buy the magazine, which we've already established is far too infested with all that filthy dirtbike-related nonsense.

I mean, hell, it's not like you have any real work to do, and the typing skills you develop will come in handy if you ever need to find a job as a legal secretary.

**White trash** · 18th February 2005, 10:04

Originally Posted by jrandom

Well, like, you COULD have been so kind as to transcribe it for us so that we don't have to buy the magazine, which we've already established is far too infested with all that filthy dirtbike-related nonsense.

Fuck off! The letter takes up a third of the page and the response! Well that takes up the other two thirds.

I think he may have taken it as a personal attack or summit. :spudwhat:

**Blakamin** · 18th February 2005, 10:07

Originally Posted by jrandom

Well, like, you COULD have been so kind as to transcribe it for us so that we don't have to buy the magazine, which we've already established is far too infested with all that filthy dirtbike-related nonsense.

what he said!!!

**jrandom** · 18th February 2005, 10:07

Originally Posted by White trash

Fuck off! The letter takes up a third of the page and the response! Well that takes up the other two thirds.

But the image of you sitting behind the counter all morning, typing furiously, frown on brow, tongue poking out with the effort of concentration, was just *too* good.

Originally Posted by White trash

I think he may have taken it as a personal attack or summit. :spudwhat:

Ooooh, goody, I'm gonna go read it then.

**Biff** · 18th February 2005, 11:19

Originally Posted by jrandom

But the image of you sitting behind the counter all morning, typing furiously, frown on brow, tongue poking out with the effort of concentration, was just *too* good..

Yeah - think of the excercise! Your finger muscles will be the envy of every steroid filled fuckwit in the land, and the ladies will love ya!

If all else fails - scan it ya tease

**White trash** · 18th February 2005, 11:23

Originally Posted by Biff Baff

If all else fails - scan it ya tease

Ummmm, I think that's against copy write (right) laws. Maybe. Dunno. Apart from that, they neglected in my trailer park upbringing to teach me of scanners and how to actually use them.

**Big Dave** · 18th February 2005, 14:08

Originally Posted by White trash

Ummmm, I think that's against copy write (right) laws. Maybe. Dunno.

Oscar, Baylis and - more importantly - I, will be around and pound you of you do!

Vege could be lurking somewhere too. Actually I don't think anyone would worry. not for me to say, but, servants of the people and all that, and no such thing as bad advertising etc.
or
$8.95 at your news stand

bd

**White trash** · 18th February 2005, 14:15

Originally Posted by Big Dave

or
$8.95 at your news stand

bd

I didn't want to say that as I'm an "opposition" supporter but it must be said, it's a good issue with some clever advertising.

Can someone ask Baylis how come there's photos of "Racing" Dave leaning a RoadKill further than Chris leaning an XB12R

Whoops! I guess I just did.

**chris** · 18th February 2005, 14:33

Originally Posted by White trash

I didn't want to say that as I'm an "opposition" supporter but it must be said, it's a good issue with some clever advertising.

Can someone ask Baylis how come there's photos of "Racing" Dave leaning a RoadKill further than Chris leaning an XB12R

Whoops! I guess I just did.

Just so you know, I ain't Baylis and I am unlikely to lean anything further than CB let alone RD

**White trash** · 18th February 2005, 14:35

Originally Posted by chris

Just so you know, I ain't Baylis and I am unlikely to lean anything further than CB let alone RD

Well aren't I just a heel.

What the hell is going on there? How many Chris's, Daves and so on you guy's need working there?

Got any Jimmys? No?

Got any jobs?

**chris** · 18th February 2005, 14:40

Originally Posted by White trash

What the hell is going on there? How many Chris's, Daves and so on you guy's need working there?

We have enough Chris' thanks but are short on a Busty Laroue

Originally Posted by White trash

Got any Jimmys?

I asked Jimmy and he said no

Originally Posted by White trash

Got any jobs?

My garden needs clearing

**jrandom** · 18th February 2005, 14:41

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Vege could be lurking somewhere too...

That's not Veggie Dave of UK stunt video fame, is it. I hope not.

Why does everyone in this industry have the same name? It is very confusing.

Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McCave
had twenty three sons and she named them all Dave?
Well, she did. And that wasn't a smart thing to do.
You see, when she wants one and calls out 'Yoo-hoo!'
'Come into the house, Dave!' She doesn't get ONE.
All twenty three Daves of hers come on the run!
This makes things quite difficult at the McCaves'
as you can imagine, with so many Daves.

**flyin** · 18th February 2005, 14:43

just go to any servo that sells it and stand there lookin like a cheapass and read what you want while the attendant try's to sell you their promo chocolate bars.

i spent a while doin this just the other day wen i got caught out in some HEAVY rain and couldnt be feck'd riding in it (cos i was jst out for a blat) so parked at bp and enjoyed a pie while reading thier mags