She had to ask 'that' question.

[Biff]

I finish work early. It's a nice sunny afternoon so I take the back lanes home. Long sweeping bends on a warm summers evening - devoid of traffic, remind me why I like my Bird and biking in general. Nice.

I get in and park the Bird in the garage. A bit disappointed that the ride home wasn't longer. I walk into the house, greet Ms Biff and offspring. Nice.

I get changed and head back in order to interact further with my family unit, but I somehow get drawn towards the garage. My Bird is calling me. I go back into the garage and start tinkering with her. Oil level ok? Tyre pressure? Stand back and look. Is that tyre squaring off? She's done 7.5 K on her virgin Bridgestone BTs. Not bad for a fat bird. Nice.

Ms Biff walks in and bursts my trance.
Then she asked 'that' question. THAT one.

"You love that bloody bike more than me don't you ?".

"Errm", I replied, the pause unintentional. For a split second I found that I had to think about that one. Not good.

Now Ms Biff knows..........

[wari]

I DOo believe dats callda foe pa ... orr sump-a-think ..

[bugjuice]

don't you just cringe when you hear that.. Just like 'does my butt look big in this...?'
I just say the truth, then they can either think you're kidding, or you get to make your own dinner and try the couch out.. Either way, they both serve different urges, so they shouldn't conflict in any way.. in theory

[StoneChucker]

don't you just cringe when you hear that.. Just like 'does my butt look big in this...?'
I just say the truth, then they can either think you're kidding, or you get to make your own dinner and try the couch out.. Either way, they both serve different urges, so they shouldn't conflict in any way.. in theory

Haha, my couch is AT LEAST as comfortable as my bed, so that'd be fine by me

[avgas]

at least my GF doenst have a clutch
Mind due, doesnt do the quarter mile any quicker either.
Its good u didnt answer the question either - otherwise they pester u more

[limmy]

haha...classic predicament. i usually just tell it like it is and bite the bullet. couch is fine by me....at least i got my tv and ps2 to keep me company.....and easy access to the garage

[Riff Raff]

Why do people try to compete with bikes? It's no contest!!!

Yay for motorbikes

[Skyryder]

Why do people try to compete with bikes? It's no contest!!!

Yay for motorbikes

And they don't get headaches or PMT.

Skyryder

[scroter]

another one of those 'theres no right answer to this' questions, but there sure are a hell of a lot of wrong ones.

[Midnight 82]

Im sweet my wife likes bikes just as much as I do

[Slipstream]

Im sweet my wife likes bikes just as much as I do

that doesn't make you sweet tho ... just lucky


sorry couldn't resist

[Ninja51]

Yep! Mrs Ninja51 often is the one to say "shall we go on the bike?" I think she just likes to pose in her leathers. But I too get caught admiring the nine in the garage. Im accused of being anal cos I clean and polish it after every ride (or before, as the case may be..). My philosophy is "look after the bike and it will look after me..." Ah the smell of WD40 and Autoglym beckons....

[Coyote]

Bikes saved my parents marriage. When Dad was in a midlife crisis, he brought us a couple of bikes. Mum wasn't too pleased with all the money spent but then Dad said to Mum 'at least I got the bikes, I could've run off with a blonde bimbo'

Have I said that before on here? :spudwhat:

[cliffy]

does't it make you crack up with the giggles when they think they are secure enough to say "it's the bike or me!!" they usually see 'the look' and
retract it pretty quickly. then they know they just have to settle for first equal,........well almost.

[crashe]

Well Biff Baff there is one way to solve this problem....

Go out and buy Mrs Biff Baff her own motorbikebike....

and then see how long she spends with her baby.....

Its her way of saying to you, Honey I would like to ride as well.......
:spudwave: