She had to ask 'that' question.

[John]

does that mean you were running after them or you have another bike

Nah was when I had my ZZR before it met with the ditch that faithfull afternoon of [insertdate]...

Now I will go cry myself to sleep

[crashe]

Ms Biff is currently sitting next to me telling me how right you are.
Thanks mate, this is gonna be the most expensive thread I've ever posted!!

You are most welcome.... :spudwave:
Mrs Biff Baff, start going to all the bike shops and enjoy finding the right bike for you...
Dont let Mr Biff Baff talk you into a bike...
cos it will be YOU riding the bike NOT him....
Have fun finding that right bike for YOU.

Oh yeah, Mrs Biff Baff its time that you got your own profile on here... :spudwave:

See how easy it is to read between the lines ....
Lads it really is quite simple you know...... think logically.....

[jimbo600]

I had that once the old love your bike more than me routine. So I just gave her a slap and told her to get out of my garage. Easy

[jimbo600]

Nah just kiding boys and girls. Kath's ultra cool about bikes (unless they're parked in the kitchen at 08:00 eh Jimmy) and respects my penchant for them. That's why I love her all the more................the bike I mean.

[Stevo]

Nah just kiding boys and girls. Kath's ultra cool about bikes (unless they're parked in the kitchen at 08:00 eh Jimmy)

Was he trying to fry some eggs on your exhaust? Damn sure I would not want someone to do it on mine (Besides which the carbon fibre don't get too hot) but would be quite a feat given the angles and curves

[White trash]

Kath's ultra cool about bikes (unless they're parked in the kitchen at 08:00 eh Jimmy)

Oooooh fuck yeah! Don't try this at home, kids!

[vifferman]

Ms Biff walks in and bursts my trance.
Then she asked 'that' question. THAT one.

"You love that bloody bike more than me don't you ?".

"Errm", I replied, the pause unintentional. For a split second I found that I had to think about that one. Not good.

Now Ms Biff knows..........

Heh.. I told the vifferbabe about this, and there was a sharp intake of breath, and she said summat like, "Oh no! He didn't!! He's done it now!!"
I had a similar scenario, up until last year, when she started riding with me. I got so sick of it, if she said anything about the bike, I'd say, "Look, I've told you before - if it's a choice between the bike and you, I'll sell the bike. It's just a thing!" I also threatened to sell it a few times when she was worried about cashflow, and she backed down, because she knew I'd lose heaps on it. Like I did when I traded it in.
Now everything's sweeeeet...

Well Biff Baff there is one way to solve this problem....

Go out and buy Mrs Biff Baff her own motorbikebike....

and then see how long she spends with her baby.....

Its her way of saying to you, Honey I would like to ride as well.......

Ms Biff is currently sitting next to me telling me how right you are.
Thanks mate, this is gonna be the most expensive thread I've ever posted!!

heh heh...
Yesterday the vifferbabe was talking to some of the other KBers (sorry - missed the names), and one of them had bought a VFR400 for his partner. Now the vifferbabe is talking about getting a bike of her own, what would it take to get a license, etc., and how the Cagiva Raptor was the right size for her (she sat on it the day we went helmet shopping and bought the VFR).
She said, "But I spoze I'd have to start on a 250?". So I pointed out the VTR250 was a nice bike, and I wouldn't mind having one. She said, "Yeah - I could ride that, and you could ride the VFR, and on some rides we could both go on the VFR. Then you could use the VTR for commuting, and save the VFR for longer rides!"
Interesting..... very interesting....

[Stroker Girl]

[/QUOTE] heh heh...
Yesterday the vifferbabe was talking to some of the other KBers (sorry - missed the names), and one of them had bought a VFR400 for his partner. Now the vifferbabe is talking about getting a bike of her own, what would it take to get a license, etc., and how the Cagiva Raptor was the right size for her (she sat on it the day we went helmet shopping and bought the VFR).
....[/QUOTE]

Hey Vifferman, maybe that was me?? My boyfriend's got the yellow VFR800 and I've got the 400 (bought by me, 4 the record!). Was really nice to meet the both of you yesterday. We girls were chatting and my friend Karen, also a pillion on the ride yesterday was saying about getting her learners and I thought I noticed a gleam of interest in your own vifferbabe's eyes....!!!! . Excellent news! By the way, was that raptor the one of the ride yesterday with the personal plate? Very nice looking bike.

[Biff]

No, no, no, no, no.

Guys, guys, don't get me wrong here. Ladies on bikes are good things. Riding as a couple, either two up or on separate bikes are a good thing. Encouraging the missis to get a moped, learn to ride and possibly progress onto a 'proper' bike should she get the bug, also a good thing.

Getting the missis a bike, her getting the bug, her then demanding that she's allowed out on said bike in order to practice, go for a ride etc - not good for our household. Who will do my dinner, ironing, washing etc?

As newbies to this wonderful country, and with two young offspring, we've yet to manage to find any babysitters to look after the kids should we wish to out. So this leaves me having to find the time for me to:

Ride my bike
Play golf
Go to the pub
Go sailing
Go kayaking
Go walking
Go to the gym.

If Ms Biff then rides a bike then that would be pure selfishness on her part, eating into my ‘relaxation’ time, forcing me to spend time with my offspring.

How on earth would I manage to fit in all my extra curricular activities?

(No feminists were harmed in the writing of this post. Biff has now hidden in a remote hill side cave until such a time as all the bra's have been burnt and wimmin with knives, stakes and other sharp implements have been removed from the area, their respective nails clipped and my dinner is on the table waiting for me).



Ms Biff here

Mr Biff is an arsehole and is trying to pretend he wears the trousers in our house. I am the boss, and he's lucky that I let him go out at all.

Now I've just spanked his backside and sent him to his room!!

He will be buying me a bike soon. Well probably a moped so that I can learn to balance first. Then I fancy something really fast, so I can make him look like the big girl he really is!!!

As for getting myself a profile on here, I don't see any point yet. I sit over his shoulder and watch what he says most of the time anyway. But as soon as I get a motorised two wheel vehicle he'd better watch out, because I'll be hogging the PC instead of him.

[vifferman]

Hey Vifferman, maybe that was me?? My boyfriend's got the yellow VFR800 and I've got the 400 (bought by me, 4 the record!). Was really nice to meet the both of you yesterday. We girls were chatting and my friend Karen, also a pillion on the ride yesterday was saying about getting her learners and I thought I noticed a gleam of interest in your own vifferbabe's eyes....!!!! . Excellent news! By the way, was that raptor the one of the ride yesterday with the personal plate? Very nice looking bike.

Why yes, it was you. Sorry for seeming antisocial, and we were really sorry we didn't catch up with you guys at the races (we did look around), because we would've liked to continue the chattings.
The Raptor the vifferbabe tried out was one at Colemans, just before we bought the VFR. She was like a kid in a candy store, going round saying, "What about this one? That's a nice looking one! Oooh - look at that bike!" etc etc.
And we were only supposed to be window-shopping for a helmet...
Ended up costing us $6000, plus $400 for the helmet we bought after that...

Then yesterday, we were standing by all the bikes parked, and a blue Triumph trundled past. "Oooooooooh.... Nice!":spudwhat:

I dunno... I reckon she's been abducted by space aliens, and that the current one is an imposter. On Friday, she bought me not one but two (2!) bike magazines, and a naughty calendar of "bikes 'n babes". And she keeps planning bike trips for us to do...

[Wolf]

Not more, not less, just.... differently, for different reasons. The whole "apples and oranges" deal.

Actually, Mrs Wolf wants a bike of her own - an Indian, no less(!) - so she can have her own ride at events and we can carry a child each (once they're big enough to reach the pegs)

An Indian and a Beemer? - some dreams can get costly (and then wait til the boys want their own bikes...)

[crashe]

Tis good to see all the lads are learning....

It will be good to see more women riders out there on the roads..

So lets hear it for the women..... YAY...

[Stevo]

Good god!
Am I glad Kelz already had her bike and stuff when I met her and I didn't have this drama. In fact it was her who had the license and me (but having ridden off road all my life - apart from now and again) that didn't.

Fact was it was something I'd always thought about but never quite got round to.

[scumdog]

Chrissy-Bimbo (Mrs SD to you yobbos) is a bike whore, ANY excuse for us to get the bike out and go for a "skid" and she's pushing me, why, she even had the nerve to suggest we go for a ride when I was in the middle of cutting the lawns today!!

[Jantar]

does't it make you crack up with the giggles when they think they are secure enough to say "it's the bike or me!!" they usually see 'the look' and
retract it pretty quickly. then they know they just have to settle for first equal,........well almost.

After I married my first wife, on our way to our honeymoon, she turned to me and said "of course, now we're married you'll sell all your bikes won't you" I had about 5 bikes at the time, and like a fool I agreed. About three months later I was looking through the motorcycles for sale section in the paper and saw a bike I just had to have. I commented to my wife that I was going out for a couple of hours, and when pressed, I confessed I was going to town to buy a bike. She commented that if I arrived home with a new bike then she was leaving.

Well, I kept my side of the bargain and arrived home on two wheels. She stayed around for another 17 years, and never again suggested that I should prefer her over bikes. :spudwhat: