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    well... I guess that plan back fired. Even they thought it was a good idea! I guess they just couldn't bring themselves to do it. I would have. You deserve it. Watching you cry would have been well worth it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    I can't wait to meet the orange menace....if you know what I mean.
    We should leave the bikes together...

    Maybe we'll get some baby Ninjas, lol...
    "You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."

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    [QUOTE=auntfanny;1129848486]He sure is a looker

    hehehehe, i should know, im his gf , ive got all the photos from that night hahahahaha its a pity i have a poor old computer that wont go fast enough for me to upload some more photos hehehehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nutter34 View Post
    We should leave the bikes together...

    Maybe we'll get some baby Ninjas, lol...
    hmmm....they'd look like honey bees!

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    Hahahahaaaaaaahahahahaaaa

    Well, I can relate to that. Did a ride 7000km around the whole of NZ couple years back with 7 of my buddies.
    You learn everything about them, from snoring, laughing, eating habbits... the good the bad and the ugly, then the bloody ugly,and then the I wanna kill you you dense arse MF................

    Was an awesome trip, and I learned I have no patience and I can't ride slow with a group, $#@% you, and I'm off.......... lol see you at the meeting point.

    Loved it so much, now planning the next one for January. We'll knock her off all over again.
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    I am freindly really, I only bite when provoked

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    hmmm....they'd look like honey bees!
    Since we both classify our bikes as beasts, can't we go with Tigers, or something instead?

    Lol...

    Quote Originally Posted by angelindisguise View Post
    hehehehe, i should know, im his gf , ive got all the photos from that night hahahahaha its a pity i have a poor old computer that wont go fast enough for me to upload some more photos hehehehe
    Mmmm, could explain why GI's off on his lonesome instead of having Katie for company...
    "You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."

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    he didn't ask, but he usually complains that crazy things happen with me around? Mind you, got work to deal with in the morning, then I'll head out for the rest of the day on my own 600km + ride

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    [QUOTE=Nutter34;1129851622]Since we both classify our bikes as beasts, can't we go with Tigers, or something instead?

    Lol...QUOTE]

    well maybe...bees look nice, are fast and sleek and you need to be careful for they'll sting you when you least expect it. Tigers...hmmm, they will just eat you!

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    An ode to a happy Katoomer of Doomer

    Gremlin is doing a little ride,
    trying to get into his GC stride,
    To Napier he did go,
    knocking at MSTRS's abode -
    to gijoe1313 he did txt
    Ha! Bollocks to you! Next!
    With no small aplomb I replied
    "Don't break anything inside"
    Gremlin is now again on his bike -
    trying to outdo me and skite!

    (Gremlin is trying to get ride fit for his upcoming challenge, which even I would hesitate to attempt!)
    "I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"

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    The KTM did roar
    He arrived at our door
    Then out to the shed
    Did we both head
    The vagaries of said laptop
    Had him scratching his mop
    Until he said "Fack!"
    "We'll have to use MAC"
    Change it he did
    And problems were rid
    No bed nor vittles required
    Into the night he retired
    To finish his tour grand
    He returned to Auckland
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    and people have the nerve to call ME crazy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post
    and people have the nerve to call ME crazy?
    Meah... gotta be something!
    At the 2007 Westpac Ride:

    Donor: So ya glad you're a Biker?

    Minnie: F**k yeah!

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    A homily to a newly suffering iron steed of freedom!

    Oh wherefore thou art oh germanic steed,
    noble in design and grand in specifications -
    beholden to a rider that knows no fear,
    milage, petrol and routes on which he feeds.

    Down deep south, she was flown majestically,
    with great aplomb she graced a field true,
    Only her great heart kept beating to tsk tsk back
    and back to the north she was rode.

    So with some time to pass, she shall be anew
    ridden to pastures real, and hopefully the bill
    for this airborne fun, shall not break the till!
    But Gremlin's nature will always shine through ...

    Huzzah for Jessica! Champion steed for Gremlin
    who rides like the devil (who looks after his own!)
    "I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"

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    prick
    Quote Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
    It's barking mad and if it doesn't turn you into a complete loon within half an hour of cocking a leg over the lofty 875mm seat height, I'll eat my Arai.

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    Mines still shiny.

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