My first ever warning

[Ocean1]

it was the 'tit factor' that got me off

Yes, a wee tip I passed on to H some time ago. Glad to see it's paying dividends.

Mrs O1 once managed to avoid a ticket, having been caught red handed at 140k in my GT30, just north of National Park. Towing a trailer. With a MK1 Escort on it.

[Patrick]

I use "Brain donor"

One owner, hardly used?

[Max Preload]

Now deciding between 'lackwit' 'vacuum-headed cretin and 'brain-deficit leech on society' as my new descriptive terms.....

Don't be too quick to dismiss tongue-chewing oaf.

[madbikeboy]

Usually when I am apprehended by The Fuzz(TM) my arse is toast. I have successfully proven this theory in parts foreign as well, most notably in the Great State of Oregon.

Last night I was out in the Wairarapa on the FJR. Another splendid evening over there for riding. On my way back from Martinborough I drove into the first long straight and immediately noticed a simply marvellous disco lights display atop a Holden Commodore wagon heading ominously towards me.

Sigh.

I indicated my stopping intention and did so immediately.

The officer approached. A young female model with a big grin on her face.

"Do you know how fast you were going?" she enquired.

"About 118?"

"124. Want to have look?"

"No thanks, I trust your gear."

"I'm going to let you off with a warning. It's a lovely night for a ride and there's nobody else around. I ride myself and it's really easy to get a good drive on out of that corner. Take it easy and enjoy your ride home."

"Have a nice evening!"

Thank you kindly Constable. Your consideration is greatly appreciated!

It's a hard road to find the perfect woman. Sigh.

[JohnR]

One owner, hardly used?

...and already made the donation to someone else

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

Lay off the "P".... way too paranoid. They already know how fast you were going. Its a trick question to see if you know what you are actually doing.....

err I know that's why you never say it... and let them say the speed you are doing... and you only answer "I know exactly what speed I was doing"

There is one cop in Alexandra (the bad egg of the batch) who has been over heard in the local... (And is well known to do this in the district) that he does not set his radar and will pull you over and asks what speed you were doing... when the answer 115 he will ticket you for 115, not whats on his radar this way the tickets are all different. If you say 95 kph he will say he has got you on radar doing 120...

A while back three people were traveling back (at slightly different times) all three go a speeding ticket for doing 122... on the same patch of road and all three swear they were doing 100 at the time (one usually travels at 95k every where)

now saying this I ok if I get caught doing 120... but if I only doing 100 (even though I feel safer at that speed) anything slower I feel like I about to be rammed in the rear but that's just me... then nobody should have to pay for ticket saying they were doing 120 when they weren't we all agree there...

Now most... most cops are honest and good and doing a great job, its the one or two spread out through various districts that shouldn't be there, and are just liers, power hungry control freaks

[more_fasterer]

Its a trick question to see if you know what you are actually doing.....

As is the "Any reason for your speed?"

Apparently "I was driving to the conditions" is the wrong answer...

[Cr1MiNaL]

meh I wuda slapped her , held her down on the bonnet of her car and made passionate love to her.... then have her arrest me and take me back to her place. you got let off with a warning and your happy?

[Patrick]

As is the "Any reason for your speed?"

Apparently "I was driving to the conditions" is the wrong answer...

More to do with genuine medical emergencies, "Me Mrs is dropping the baby in the back seat..." type of thing....

But if I had a dollar for every time I heard, "I'm busting for the loo".....

[CB ARGH]

Pity she wasn't the cop that pulled me over for doing 100 on a learners license.