Caught a white tail spider

**jrandom** · 21st January 2009, 12:32

Originally Posted by Stirts

Then all through dinner I was thinking Daddy Long Legs are supposedly very poisonous.....has this suicidal daddy discharged his venom into our dinner. Are we going to start fitting and choking on our swollen tongues?

I HATE SPIDERS THEY RUIN PERFECTLY GOOD DINNERS!

Many toxins that can do you great harm if they get into your bloodstream are completely neutralised by the digestive system.

The mouth and stomach are excellent poison and infection barriers. (All bets are off if you have open cuts on your gums, etc, though.)

**Stirts** · 21st January 2009, 12:41

Originally Posted by jrandom

Many toxins that can do you great harm if they get into your bloodstream are completely neutralised by the digestive system.

The mouth and stomach are excellent poison and infection barriers. (All bets are off if you have open cuts on your gums, etc, though.)

So bite a poisonous spider first before it bites you!?!

**jrandom** · 21st January 2009, 12:42

Originally Posted by Stirts

So bite a poisonous spider first before it bites you!?!

I'd be a bit worried about what it'd do with its fangs on the way down, but, yes, I suppose that's the sum of it.

**sinfull** · 21st January 2009, 12:46

Originally Posted by jrandom

I'd be a bit worried about what it'd do with its fangs on the way down, but, yes, I suppose that's the sum of it.

Lend me an ear spider man ! You sure there werent two of them that got in there ?
Beware the white tail on sunday !!!!

**Finn** · 21st January 2009, 12:51

Originally Posted by jrandom

Whaaaaaat?

Something about Mary... her special needs brother didn't like his ears touched. If you did you got a smack in the face.

**nodrog:Me** · 21st January 2009, 13:16

Originally Posted by Stirts

A Daddy Long Legs fell from its little web and into the Satay Chicken I was cooking. ......., do I throw my lovely satay dinner in the bin ..........I pretended nothing happened....

WTF WOMAN!!!

i dont know whats worse - finding out on the internet that you poison my dinners, or not being able to remember when i had Satay Chicken!

what do you want from Wendy's?

**Stirts** · 21st January 2009, 13:22

Originally Posted by nodrog

WTF WOMAN!!!

i dont know whats worse - finding out on the internet that you poison my dinners, or not being able to remember when i had Satay Chicken!

what do you want from Wendy's?

woohooo my cunning plan worked! I'll have a Avocado Bacon Supreme with large fries thanks

**skidMark** · 21st January 2009, 13:26

Originally Posted by Finn

Something about Mary... her special needs brother didn't like his ears touched. If you did you got a smack in the face.

You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Finn again.

**vifferman** · 21st January 2009, 13:32

Spiders don't bother me, but my little sister is even more mental than AJ about them. She can't stand them being anywhere near her, but you're not allowed to kill them either - they have to be captured and liberated back into the Wild Yonder.

My pet hates are flies and mosquitoes - I'm not scared of them, just HATE the fookerz.

**MyGSXF:Me** · 21st January 2009, 13:37

Horrid little f^*%ers.. got a nasty bite on my leg years ago.. puss & guts.. took weeks to heal!

Then there was this one time at bandcamp.. I pulled back the blankets to get into bed.. & one ran out from between the sheets & under the pillow..

it was dead shortly thereafter..

My old man used to kill tarantulas when living in Egypt..

he said the size of the body would be the size of a mans fist.. plus the legs...

**Stirts** · 21st January 2009, 13:40

Originally Posted by MyGSXF

got a nasty bike on my leg years ago.

was it a Honda?

**MyGSXF:Me** · 21st January 2009, 13:45

Originally Posted by Stirts

was it a Honda?

Yeah.. it made for a good bonfire starter though..

good spotting..

**imdying** · 21st January 2009, 14:15

Originally Posted by nodrog

WTF WOMAN!!!

i dont know whats worse - finding out on the internet that you poison my dinners, or not being able to remember when i had Satay Chicken!

what do you want from Wendy's?

Bahahahahahh post of the year.... honestly, made my day

**Ixion** · 21st January 2009, 14:25

Originally Posted by nodrog

WTF WOMAN!!!

i dont know whats worse - finding out on the internet that you poison my dinners, or not being able to remember when i had Satay Chicken!

what do you want from Wendy's?

Oh dear. So I wonder who did get the lovingly prepared satay dinner