Worst/most embarrassing thing on a bike?

[glice]

Ok afew weeks ago I had a very embarrassing thing happen to me whilst on my bike, so i figured I would share it and give some people a laugh.

It was on totos northern loop ride and I wasnt feeling the best, but I decided to keep riding. We stopped for food in opononi for lunch, and I thought having a feed might make me feel.
After eating most of my pizza I started to have second thoughts...then we were off again when I started to feel quite bad just as we stopped for gas at Kaikohe for gas before heading down twin bridges. I filled up and was waiting for lunch to come back up, but it never happend and I got back on the bike.
Started riding and feeling better, then just as it got tight and twisty with no where to stop that pizza thought it really really needed some air. I was looking for somewhere to stop but there was only ditches which probly would have resulted in a fall. Next thing I know its coming up and I've coverd my tank in mulched pizza. I keept riding for a little bit untill I could find somewhere to stop.
And the rest was just about getting cleaned up.


Thats my embarrassing story. Anyone else got something to share?

[jtzzr]

No stories like that , but bling for your story.

[fireliv]

Eww........

[boolbag]

Worst thing I've had on the bike is a wasp go down my jacket and get me twice the lil' bugger.
the embarrassing one was trying to strip off as quickly as possible on the main road to get it out

[ElCoyote]

An anonymous (my call) Kiwi/international racer chundered in his helmet on the starting grid at Bathurst in the 70's and had to complete the race albeit with distinction. Feel queasy just thinking about it. Surprised FattMax wasn't there to record it.

[James Deuce]

Getting to work and finding the end of your red shirt poking out through your open fly, after you've walked from your park, down the street, into the building, and up the stairs.

[PrincessBandit]

Getting to work and finding the end of your red shirt poking out through your open fly, after you've walked from your park, down the street, into the building, and up the stairs.

At least ya shirt wasn't pink and wrinkly man!

Grossness btw about chundering in helmet. Eeeww. Hope it never happens to me. I think I've already posted this before but a mate of my brother once stuck his helmet on before realising the cat had pissed inside it.

[Magua]

Worst thing I've had on the bike is a wasp go down my jacket and get me twice the lil' bugger.
the embarrassing one was trying to strip off as quickly as possible on the main road to get it out

I had the same thing happen, hot day with the top of my jacket undone.

[RoadRacer04]

Worst thing I've had on the bike is a wasp go down my jacket and get me twice the lil' bugger.

I was cruising down the street with my visor open and a wasp happened to wedge itself between my cheek and helmet. Dam gloves were to big to flick it out too.

[Starky307]

One day after not paying attention to my Mothers instructions on not eating too many sweets made with artificial sweetener I managed to get the belly ache whilst riding my dirt bike around home. I thought if I ignored it, it would go away but when "bottoming" out in a gully I managed to slip some past the keeper and it all ended up in my socks.

Thank god I wasn't far from the house and a hose.

Let me just say, stay away from over eating artificially sweetened items and riding dirt bikes.

And Mothers really do know best.

[74 knuckle]

Readin dese stories on wasps in jackets and helmets seems Ideal, mine went through the open fly in my leathers. Just as I was cruisin the hill out of Orewa on hot summers day. The memory of the pain still makes me cross my legs

[glice]

One day after not paying attention to my Mothers instructions on not eating too many sweets made with artificial sweetener I managed to get the belly ache whilst riding my dirt bike around home. I thought if I ignored it, it would go away but when "bottoming" out in a gully I managed to slip some past the keeper and it all ended up in my socks.

Thank god I wasn't far from the house and a hose.

Let me just say, stay away from over eating artificially sweetened items and riding dirt bikes.

And Mothers really do know best.

Yea I thought it would go away too. ha, at least you were close. I still has afew hours riding to get home.

[Big Dave]

most embarrassing thing on a bike?

GI Joe.

[James Deuce]

Only if anyone sees him. Remember. He IS a Ninja.

[Molly]

Oh, where to start...

Rolled up outside a busy McDonalds, lost my footing and dropped my FZR400 in full view of everybody. Skipped lunch that day :-(

Bought a Yellow Ducati 996, a yellow Aria, a one-piece yellow suit. Looked a complete t**t (a sort of 'fat banana') as I rode badly, whilst struggling to reach the bars thanks to a pot belly, around the Isle of Man TT circuit - being overtaken by everybody (not in a race I hasten to add). Sold it shortly after...

Flipped a TS185 trying to wheelie (aged about 14). Haven't attepted it again since.

Spend an hour stuggling to remove a filler cap from a Harley. In the end I destroyed / smashed it to pieces. Only then realised it was a left-hand thread.

I know there are more but I think they're suppressed.