Worst/most embarrassing thing on a bike?

**Dean** · 23rd January 2009, 19:29

nothing anymore!!!!!!!

**Maha** · 23rd January 2009, 19:32

Originally Posted by youngbiker16

worst imbarrising moment-i dont know about you guys but yano when you get those random boners where you dont want the thing to go up but it just gos up at the worst time.(i know this is sick but bare with me) well i came to a police stop at kaukoppa and they were checking for licences and rego wof and what not well the officer asked me to pull over to the side of the road .he checked my wof and that was fine but i didnt have any rego it expired 5 days ago.he asked me to show him my licence and to do that i had to stand up.my pants werent leather they were baggy textile so in quick thinking i put my helmet over my crouch and used my other hand to reach into my bag and get my licence it looked stupid and the cop looked at me and kinda new what was going on then a giggle from the officer passed

Translation....Men in uniforms make you hard!

**Dean** · 23rd January 2009, 19:46

i dont what you guys are talking about

**Reido** · 23rd January 2009, 19:53

Originally Posted by youngbiker16

worst imbarrising moment-i dont know about you guys but yano when you get those random boners where you dont want the thing to go up but it just gos up at the worst time.(i know this is sick but bare with me) well i came to a police stop at kaukoppa and they were checking for licences and rego wof and what not well the officer asked me to pull over to the side of the road .he checked my wof and that was fine but i didnt have any rego it expired 5 days ago.he asked me to show him my licence and to do that i had to stand up.my pants werent leather they were baggy textile so in quick thinking i put my helmet over my crouch and used my other hand to reach into my bag and get my licence it looked stupid and the cop looked at me and kinda new what was going on then a giggle from the officer passed

you really should have thought long and hard before you posted that on a public forum

pun ftw!

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**Dean** · 23rd January 2009, 19:57

Originally Posted by Reido

you really should have thought long and hard before you posted that on a public forum

pun ftw!

....

what have i done

on a good note i got away with my rego i did the whole "sorry i didint know my rego has expired its only a few days of" speech

**Anarkist** · 23rd January 2009, 21:33

The random boners will go away when puberty wears off, don't worry.

**Dean** · 23rd January 2009, 21:37

hey im way past puberty dont get smart about my manhood please.

**BMWST?** · 23rd January 2009, 21:46

ahhh flip face helmets do have benefits
spending ages and ages trying to kick start my virtually brand new SR500E
i never use the kill switch..... ever...but it was ON...

**AD345** · 23rd January 2009, 21:55

Coming off the North Western Motorway at 5pm on Friday into bumper to bumper traffic...
Limp along feeling the motor get warmer and warmer as al the sprotsbikes go whizzing by...
Fuck it - I can filter too...
Make about 500 metres and decide discretion is the better part of valour with the cruiser...
swing in to a gap as the traffic finally looks like getting going...

...stall.

**Fatt Max** · 23rd January 2009, 22:17

Hopped on my bike all cocky like when a pretty young waitress was watching from the cafe I had just been into. Forgot to take the steering lock off though......bike went for an unscheduled U turn...you can guess the rest...

**wbks** · 23rd January 2009, 22:22

Originally Posted by youngbiker16

worst imbarrising moment-i dont know about you guys but yano when you get those random boners where you dont want the thing to go up but it just gos up at the worst time.(i know this is sick but bare with me) well i came to a police stop at kaukoppa and they were checking for licences and rego wof and what not well the officer asked me to pull over to the side of the road .he checked my wof and that was fine but i didnt have any rego it expired 5 days ago.he asked me to show him my licence and to do that i had to stand up.my pants werent leather they were baggy textile so in quick thinking i put my helmet over my crouch and used my other hand to reach into my bag and get my licence it looked stupid and the cop looked at me and kinda new what was going on then a giggle from the officer passed

You onto wet dreams, yet, champ?

Most embarasing moment: Would be a throwoff between these three: First 125 mx bike, got a little too aggresive on the clutch out of the starting gate, wheelstand by accident in front of about 100 parants, motohoes and riders alike while dragging off the back trying to hang on but finally the bike goes down and i fly over it hooking my "upper thigh, lower stomach area" on the bars and sit there for a good 10 secs in agony while every one is having a good ol laugh. 2. Try to ride the bike up the plank onto the ute for first time next to a group of people all standing talking, kind of watching when I give it too much gas, slam into the cab and get trapped between the bike and the ute dangling by my leg waiting for someone to give me a hand. 3. See's rather attractive year 13 walking by, decides to give a little gas out of intersection in the rain... Hard in first, try to hit second while there is still a slight lean angle but get neutral instead, sudden reaction is to find second before the revs drop, bike kicks sideways, then grips, think its about to highside, then slides, then grips... Was quite silly looking...

**Usarka** · 23rd January 2009, 22:23

Worst thing on my bike has been me.

**Nagash** · 23rd January 2009, 23:11

Over New Years I was staying on a paddock with a few mates off SH 25 A.k.a The coro loop!

I bugger off for a bit and do the coro hill a few times, once on the way back I was following a cager doing the slowest he could possibly manage..

Just as we get the lookout point where all the tourists stop to take photos, I saw my oppourtunity.

Hammer on the throttle, just get beside him, go to change up gear and have a brain lapse and change down into first. Rear tyre locked up and I accidently managed to drift the bike right past him.

Musta looked like a right cunt..