The worst day of the rest of my life.

**Blatman** · 26th January 2009, 21:05

Originally Posted by marty

how ironic!

holy retarded topic marty ;-)

**AllanB** · 26th January 2009, 21:10

I'm very interested in knowing what colour urine indicates you should not go riding. I personally subscribe to the theory that having a great steaming bowel movement prior to riding lessens the change of the dreaded 'stinky sponge bum' in the even of a corner getting seriously f-ed up.

**FJRider** · 26th January 2009, 21:10

Originally Posted by Jantar

No moderator is trying to "bin" you for posting that, or for anything else. Humour posts have been moved to humour, and you have not been infracted, or even warned for anything yet.

In other words... plenty of time... keep trying...

**Headbanger** · 26th January 2009, 21:12

Originally Posted by 98tls

Began early this morning --snip---might just as well stayed here.

Damn ya, Thought this was heading somewhere bad.

Maybe one day I'll tell ya the story about how I got stuck in the pitch black hydro-slide.

Now that was a bad scene.

**FJRider** · 26th January 2009, 21:15

Originally Posted by 98tls

a guy passed me on a bike that cost less than mine".

Could you really say that... ???

**98tls** · 26th January 2009, 21:16

Originally Posted by Pussy

All in all a good day then Mike?

Yea mate pretty much,a few of us headed out early this morning taking advantage of the great weather and our first day off,after getting home cranked up the bbq and sat around with a few beers,one of our number got on the puter and checked out KB when he came outside for a beer his comment made me laugh,he had randomly clicked on a few threads and his summing up was "maybe they should call that site kiwi whinger" or "if any young fella wanted to be put off motorcycling log in there for an hour or two".

**AllanB** · 26th January 2009, 21:21

Originally Posted by Headbanger

Damn ya, Thought this was heading somewhere bad.

Maybe one day I'll tell ya the story about how I got stuck in the pitch black hydro-slide.

Now that was a bad scene.

Years ago there were these set of big wiggly slides at Brighton Beach in Christchurch - I when down there with friends wearing my snazzy three stripe stretchy track pants with the strap under the foot, and kung-foo shoes (looking sharp). I cannot recall what T-shirt I was wearing but it would have been very Miami Vice.

It was a hot day, the slides where running particularly fast and they gave you a form of sack to sit on and slide down. Somewhere very near the top I lost my sack and proceeded down on my arse at warp factor 7. I discovered that the track pants material, the slide, and lots of friction (heat) resulted in the pants melting onto my firm youthful buttocks.

Needless to say my associates found this most amusing.

**98tls** · 26th January 2009, 21:25

Originally Posted by FJRider

Could you really say that... ???

Sadly yes,to make things worse he waved.

**Hailwood** · 26th January 2009, 21:28

"Somewhere very near the top I lost my sack "

and we all know how painful losing your sack can be........

**Serialunderachiever** · 26th January 2009, 21:39

Originally Posted by AllanB

I'm very interested in knowing what colour urine indicates you should not go riding.

Bright red, with copious quantities of large purplish clots?

**fredie** · 26th January 2009, 21:49

:slap:

**Okey Dokey** · 27th January 2009, 08:39

Originally Posted by 98tls

he had randomly clicked on a few threads and his summing up was "maybe they should call that site kiwi whinger" or "if any young fella wanted to be put off motorcycling log in there for an hour or two".

"Would some Power the giftie gie us
To see ourselves as others see us"

Robbie Burns

**FJRider** · 28th January 2009, 13:04

Originally Posted by AllanB

Years ago there were these set of big wiggly slides at Brighton Beach in Christchurch - I when down there with friends wearing my snazzy three stripe stretchy track pants with the strap under the foot, and kung-foo shoes (looking sharp). I cannot recall what T-shirt I was wearing but it would have been very Miami Vice.

It was a hot day, the slides where running particularly fast and they gave you a form of sack to sit on and slide down. Somewhere very near the top I lost my sack and proceeded down on my arse at warp factor 7. I discovered that the track pants material, the slide, and lots of friction (heat) resulted in the pants melting onto my firm youthful buttocks.

Needless to say my associates found this most amusing.

information overload... I hope the nightmares stop (mine I meant)

**FJRider** · 28th January 2009, 13:15

Originally Posted by AllanB

I'm very interested in knowing what colour urine indicates you should not go riding. I personally subscribe to the theory that having a great steaming bowel movement prior to riding lessens the change of the dreaded 'stinky sponge bum' in the even of a corner getting seriously f-ed up.

ANY colour indicates life... which is a good start. After that.... its down hill. Clear means the body is hydrated, and fine. any actual colour, in darker shades, or stranger "colours", indicates a degree of bodily impairment. Mental functions capapability , on the other hand, is difficult to asess, a friend you trust may advise.
I go on the assumption I'm ok... but everybody ELSE should stay off the road......