Ever used being a biker to solve something/gain an advantage?

**skidMark** · 30th January 2009, 00:15

I just totally owns n00bs n stuff, with my mad skills n stuff.

All your base are belong to us.

**Rodney007** · 30th January 2009, 00:32

Originally Posted by skidMark

I just totally owns n00bs n stuff, with my mad skills n stuff.

All your base are belong to us.

lol , i think you need to go back to St Thomas's....

**EatOrBeEaten** · 30th January 2009, 00:36

Originally Posted by skidMark

All your base are belong to us.

How are you gentlemen?

**Conquiztador** · 30th January 2009, 00:58

Originally Posted by EatOrBeEaten

How are you gentlemen?

A laugh at just before 2am. What a perfect way to go to bed! Cheers!

**Katman** · 30th January 2009, 13:45

Originally Posted by MaxB

Mr K might want to consider why a boss might write a poor reference.

Did you miss this bit?

Originally Posted by Conquiztador

I carefully placed the letter on his desk and informed him that what he had written was probably the truth,

**EatOrBeEaten** · 30th January 2009, 14:58

Originally Posted by Conquiztador

A laugh at just before 2am. What a perfect way to go to bed! Cheers!

You're welcome. I still find it hilarious

**ManDownUnder** · 30th January 2009, 15:08

Originally Posted by Conquiztador

A laugh at just before 2am. What a perfect way to go to bed! Cheers!

Gotta admit I can think of one better... but being a married man that seems to have been removed from the menu...

**vifferman** · 30th January 2009, 15:12

Originally Posted by 1vanvan1

Pulling chicks?

Yeah, that happened to me when I was at high school.
I rode a bike to school and back.... until I wrote it off.
Then I had to walk the couple of miles to school, and ended up with a girlfriend I would never have met had I been riding my bike.

Oh - and once I gained an advantage, due to the superior manoueverability of a bike.

**EatOrBeEaten** · 30th January 2009, 15:19

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

Gotta admit I can think of one better... but being a married man that seems to have been removed from the menu...

Animated gifs of snowball fights is a poor second, I grant you...

**Conquiztador** · 30th January 2009, 16:34

Originally Posted by Katman

Did you miss this bit?

Sarcasm is wasted on the net. The tone just does not carry. And sadly there are those who still would not get it.

So a clarification to Katman: What I wrote where you quoted that from was not the truth (as mentioned in the next paragraph) but me trying to make you believe that I, after grabbing a handful of attitude and riding to the job place, suddenly wanted to plead to the chubby sweating guys concience and his caring nature for his ex employee.

The ones of us who while reading that BS smiled and said "Tui anyone?" got what I was trying to say.

The others, well...

**Katman** · 30th January 2009, 18:16

Originally Posted by Conquiztador

The ones of us who while reading that BS smiled and said "Tui anyone?" got what I was trying to say.

Really?

Here - grab this straw.

**MaxB** · 30th January 2009, 22:02

Originally Posted by Katman

Did you miss this bit?

Nope, but I was more interested in this bit...

Originally Posted by Conquiztador

Well no, I am lying here. I threw the reference on his table and told him I wanted him to write a better one and mail it to me inside 2 days or I be back...

I walked out, kicked the bike in to life and left.

but Conquiztador has already explained his position so well.

**Blackshear** · 30th January 2009, 22:11

MAIN SCREEN TURN ON.

I still have that game for my Sega.
Seriously.

**McJim** · 30th January 2009, 22:25

I started a new job recently - I rode the Ducati to work day one.

Everyone wanted to know who had the red bike in the car park. It brought out a lot of reactions like

"I used to ride a bike....I had a ......"
"I've always wanted to get a bike. How do I go about getting......"
"That's really cool you have a bike - do you have a spare helmet and can I ride pillion?", "Nope sorry and I already have a really hot wife

"

NEVER YET had a negative comment about riding a bike. Funny that, maybe all these motorcycle haters are merely a figment of a deranged imagination..or an attention seeking device for the broken brained - I dunno.