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Your bitterness saddens meOriginally Posted by The Stranger
Only time I've ever been to a strip club I was so drunk that when the stunning young lady came and sat next to me, I thought she was on break and fancied a chatshe didn't seem that impressed when I started talking about the weekend's telly....
has developed a love of big fours. WTF!
e mare libertas
It's not 'bitterness', sugarplum. It's just experience.Your bitterness saddens me
I generally assume she's just there to take my empty glass away. Unfortunately, the ones that I would actually like to sit in my lap generally are there to take my empty glass away.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
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So why was I the one left $2k out of pocket that time then? I think I'm playing the wrong stereotype
Her near-nekkidness was a sign to me, even in my advanced state of insobriety, that she wasn't one for lifting the empties. Still, got a lap dance, and haven't bothered again. It's like quitting smoking and paying someone to smoke a packet for you and blow the smoke in your face.I generally assume she's just there to take my empty glass away. Unfortunately, the ones that I would actually like to sit in my lap generally are there to take my empty glass away.
has developed a love of big fours. WTF!
e mare libertas
Multiply that out-of-pocket number by 100, and you'll get a more typical amount that chaps like myself and The Stranger have had to deal with in such circumstances.So why was I the one left $2k out of pocket that time then? I think I'm playing the wrong stereotype
Does that mean you're gay, then?
My apologies if I should already have picked that up. All the rampantly heterosexual female motorcyclists on this forum are screwing with my stereotypes.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
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Old mate of mine went to some strip club in Dorkland some years ago, pissed off his trolly he sat at the front and went to sleep sitting up. One stripper thought she'd get him going with her grand finale leg spread right in front of him. He looked up, one eye open and muttered "Looks like a fuckin elephant ear!"
Priceless!
Forum whore
I was actually referring to Sidecar Bob's medical expenses.Your bitterness saddens me
Would be a shame if there was no cost wouldn't it?
If a relationship ends without an emotional toll/cost what was the commitment in the first place?
e mare libertas
Dunno about you, dude, but I'd happily trade a broken heart or two for all my money back!
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
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dont be silly,the girls there use them to show the truck where to park......
"more than two strokes is masturbation"
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I'd have to say the clubs were a shit of a lot better years ago when they kept their pants & bra on and if you were lucky they popped a nipple at ya.
A lot more classy. A gal should keep a bit of mystery about her.
Not like the sad slappers I've read about above
You gotta wonder where it is all going - what will they be doing for 'entertainment' in 20 years time?
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One time at this strip place the lovely lass rocked up onto the table our group was at, cat walks on all fours over to us, and the gives us a spread eagle view hoping for a tip. Being respectful of her hard work I got out a tip, What got me was she was stark naked so I genuinely ask *holding a note* "I dont know where to stick it".
Her expression then sly smile afterwards was either a "you're funny" smile or "you're an inbred fucktard" smile.
Come on guys, share an interesting story funny/humiliating or just plain stupid involving the opposite sex.
Dude...
You with any women you say "i don't know where to stick it"
Pasta La Vista
They can fit a truck up there as well?
Never too old to Rock n Roll.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I've got miserly tourettes and I don't give a fuck.
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The dark right arm truckers have? That's not a tan...They can fit a truck up there as well?
has developed a love of big fours. WTF!
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I must be smart then, I bailed before the numbers increased exponentially.
Gay? Nah, just not that fussy...Does that mean you're gay, then?
My apologies if I should already have picked that up. All the rampantly heterosexual female motorcyclists on this forum are screwing with my stereotypes.
has developed a love of big fours. WTF!
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A friend of a friend of a friend story...
This dude goes to Hamilton for the weekend and hooks up with a typical local girl in town.
They go back to the motel room.
Guy goes for a leak, when he gets back she's already naked lying on the bed.
Its at this moment when she says "Chuck it in bro"
2 weird 2 live, 2 rare 2 die.
Gold ! A similar moment was revealed at my mates 21st a while back, he was practicing making babies with his girl when she whispers in his ear "you like that big boy", enthusiastic in his reply he is.. "YEAH BRO !"A friend of a friend of a friend story...
Its at this moment when she says "Chuck it in bro"
Me outside Uno's in Palmy, a previous acquaintance takes my attention by force and gives me a squeeze that means only one thing, "naa your not really doing it for me girl", that got me a slap..
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