Questions for our KB coppers

**jrandom** · 23rd February 2005, 15:50

Originally Posted by bugjuice

why do kamakazi pilots wear helmets?

I thought they just wore rising-sun teatowels around their heads.

**Biff** · 23rd February 2005, 15:54

Originally Posted by Hitcher

You want a question? Try this for size. Rep points for the correct answer (and yes, there is one).

If a millipede a pint,
And a centipede a quart,
What would a precipice?

It's 23 I think. I'm just trying to work out 23 of what though!!

Typical - just as my calculator melts the Hitcher goes offline - TEASE!!

**BNZ** · 23rd February 2005, 16:03

Originally Posted by ktulu

check this out and see if you can work mine out

check this out and see if you can work out mine

**Biff** · 23rd February 2005, 16:08

Originally Posted by ZXR250_NZ

check this out and see if you can work out mine

I think the links broken, it should be http://wwww.iamawanker.com

**avgas** · 23rd February 2005, 16:51

Originally Posted by Biff Baff

I think the links broken, it should be http://wwww.iamawanker.com

Both wrong, its this one

**MrMelon** · 23rd February 2005, 16:53

Originally Posted by spudchucka

No, but I do have a hose!

In different area codes?

**Hitcher** · 23rd February 2005, 16:53

Originally Posted by Biff Baff

A torrent?

The Force is strong in this one. Think about it again...

**Waylander** · 23rd February 2005, 17:08

Originally Posted by jrandom

Hey! I represent that.

And why does everyone capitalise the 'j' or the 'jr' part of my name? If I'd meant it to be spelled that way, I would have used the Shift key when I typed it in. It's 'jrandom'. In lowercase letters.

Ok jrANDOM, is that better?

**Waylander** · 23rd February 2005, 17:10

Originally Posted by Hitcher

You want a question? Try this for size. Rep points for the correct answer (and yes, there is one).

If a millipede a pint,
And a centipede a quart,
What would a precipice?

Isn't a precipice a small ledge?

**Hitcher** · 23rd February 2005, 17:15

Originally Posted by alucard_draken

Isn't a precipice a small ledge?

More what lies beneath...

**XTC** · 23rd February 2005, 17:16

Originally Posted by Hitcher

You want a question? Try this for size. Rep points for the correct answer (and yes, there is one).

If a millipede a pint,
And a centipede a quart,
What would a precipice?

Probably piss......

**Waylander** · 23rd February 2005, 17:20

Originally Posted by Hitcher

More what lies beneath...

could be anything from water to air or some mixture in-bewteen I think but that would be a literal meaning of the word and I don't think that's where your going with this.

**spudchucka** · 23rd February 2005, 17:28

Originally Posted by ktulu

Cheers for answering those questions spud, got a family friend in the police who is doing traffic down in cambridge now and he sure had a story or two to tell but it was interesting finding out how things go on the other side of the law.

We can all hang shit on traffic cops and granted some deserve it but spare a thought for them too because they sure as hell see some shit on the highways.