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    Surprise, Surprise

    Lookie lookie, Clark is after a job in the UN.

    NEVER saw that coming

    She only had to root over a country to make her C.V. look nice

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/politics/n...ectid=10555641

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    oh the horrors somone wanting to work instead of living on a pension.
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Is anybody else having difficulty with Indy being 'incensed'?

    Surely it's kippers and stiff upper lip old bean. Just. Won't. Do, Aunt Jemimah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Is anybody else having difficulty with Indy being 'incensed'?

    Surely it's kippers and stiff upper lip old bean. Just. Won't. Do, Aunt Jemimah.
    Please elaborate, sir, for I am very lost.
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackshear View Post
    Please elaborate, sir, for I am very lost.
    He's such a stoic chap that a bee in his bonnet about a politician seems out of character.

    Aunty Helga must have really hacked him off about something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Is anybody else having difficulty with Indy being 'incensed'?
    Well, I just hope it's something nice, like musk or strawberry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    He's such a stoic chap that a bee in his bonnet about a politician seems out of character.

    Aunty Helga must have really hacked him off about something.
    Ah, that helped a little. Some people just really hate, I guess.
    Like I really hate this one kid at Primary. He always pushed me outta the way when I was at the drinking fountain. So the next time he did it, I punched him in the face straight after, and smashed three of his teeth on the fountain shroud. Felt good, really. 5 was such an innocent age.

    Perhaps I-J needs to give her a good smack on the noggin to feel better?
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Well, I just hope it's something nice, like musk or strawberry.
    Yes - he's not a Patchouli guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackshear View Post

    Perhaps I-J needs to give her a good smack on the noggin to feel better?
    Indy as Vivien from the young ones - I like it!

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    lol what a random thread

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    Who is surprised? People have been talking about her going to the UN for a couple of years.

    I was amused, though, that when she stepped down as Labour leader, and was asked directly about it her answer was "I'm just looking forward to acting as MP for Mt Albert"
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    If Tony Blair can do it why not Helen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    Who is surprised? People have been talking about her going to the UN for a couple of years.

    I was amused, though, that when she stepped down as Labour leader, and was asked directly about it her answer was "I'm just looking forward to acting as MP for Mt Albert"
    Well there was a little hint or sarcasm in the title lol

    and of course comrade Clark has never lied.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackshear View Post
    So the next time he did it, I punched him in the face straight after, and smashed three of his teeth on the fountain shroud. Felt good, really. 5 was such an innocent age.

    Perhaps I-J needs to give her a good smack on the noggin to feel better?
    Perhaps it was in fact helen. Easily mistaken for a guy and teeth like the Ten Commandments.
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