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  1. 10th February 2009, 22:16 #1
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    Tea towels

    Well we've had the flyspray thread.

    So come on ladies, show us your tea towels.
    I'll get the ball rolling with one of my favourites.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.
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    I have no tea towel

    Please tell me it's not a hoseable offence...
    has developed a love of big fours. WTF!
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    Quote Originally Posted by EatOrBeEaten View Post
    I have no tea towel

    Please tell me it's not a hoseable offence...

    Well guys there you have it.
    You know the ideal valentine gift for EatOrBeEaten.


    You can thank me later.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.
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  5. 10th February 2009, 23:36 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    So come on ladies, show us your tea towels.
    unless this is a new name for "ladies bits" - then KB has sunk to a new low.

    A thread on tea towels FFS.
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    who needs a tea towel when the dogs can lick yer plate clean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bren View Post
    who needs a tea towel when the dogs can lick yer plate clean?
    thats sick - unless you really mean a plate - in which case its just disgusting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    thats sick - unless you really mean a plate - in which case its just disgusting.

    hehe, juust lookin at yer avatar tells me you are sick too!

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    I'll show you my tea towel if you show me your tea-bag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
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    But you live in Tee Towel Wronger??

    We have a dishwasher so....Tee Towles are not really needed here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post

    We have a dishwasher so....Tee Towles are not really needed here.
    Same, but when we do need tea towels it becomes Mstrs's job! I'm sure he has a favourite one
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    A thread on tea towels FFS.
    Come on Tank. It's about our history, about our heritage.

    And I for one can’t think of a more appropriate way to commemorate woman's suffrage than with a tea towel - except perhaps a vacuum cleaner.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EatOrBeEaten View Post
    I have no tea towel

    Please tell me it's not a hoseable offence...
    no but you can be "dunked" for it....

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