Is my bike a write-off? Place bets here!

[EatOrBeEaten]

Christ, you'd think so, wouldn't you? Honestly, here I am, looking for a ride and I get nowt.

this place is letting me down, and it would seem is letting you down too...

[jrandom]

Christ, you'd think so, wouldn't you? Honestly, here I am, looking for a ride and I get nowt.

The Stranger seems keen. Try PMing him.

this place is letting me down

A little bit, aye. Perhaps swapping your profile photo for one in a bikini would help?

it would seem is letting you down too...

Oh, no no, I've done very well out of this forum, very well indeed.

Ahem.

[EatOrBeEaten]

The Stranger seems keen. Try PMing him.

He said if I PM'd him again he'd lock me back up in his basement.

A little bit, aye. Perhaps swapping your profile photo for one in a bikini would help?

Nobody needs to see my pasty Gaelic flesh like that

Oh, no no, I've done very well out of this forum, very well indeed.

I was thinking in terms of bringing your averages down. It's OK, you can be secure in the fact that we all know you're not single and proud of it!

[jrandom]

He said if I PM'd him again he'd lock me back up in his basement.

See what I mean?

That's keen in my books.

Nobody needs to see my pasty Gaelic flesh like that

Photoshop can work wonders. Would you like a referral to a good technician? Reasonable rates, etc.

It's OK, you can be secure in the fact that we all know you're not single and proud of it!

Be a bit of a worry if I wasn't proud of it, wouldn't it?

[EatOrBeEaten]

See what I mean?

That's keen in my books.

I don't want to go into the basement again, it's scary down there

Photoshop can work wonders. Would you like a referral to a good technician? Reasonable rates, etc.

I said pasty, not encephalitic.

Be a bit of a worry if I wasn't proud of it, wouldn't it?

It's quite sweet actually, bless yer little cotton socks

[jrandom]

I don't want to go into the basement again, it's scary down there

Well then, just offer him a blowjob in exchange for the loan of a motorcycle.

I said pasty, not encephalitic.

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

bless yer little cotton socks

My cotton socks are already quite holy [sic] enough, thank you very much.

[EatOrBeEaten]

Yeha, it doesn't mean what I thought it meant. Been a long week, and my brain has lost it's clever.

I meant elephantiatic....

[The Pastor]

my brain has lost it's clever.

i had one of those once, tasted real good.

[jrandom]

my brain has lost it's clever.

It sure has. For that apostrophe crime, BDOTGNZA kill you so hard your grandfather die!

[EatOrBeEaten]

Yeah, I saw it, but had stopped caring by that point. I am ashamed.

I'm a failure to the pedant mindset, I'll hand in my OED on the way out...

[Conquiztador]

Any news on the bike? (Or should I have been reading the earlier posts to get my answer???)

[EatOrBeEaten]

still nothing. At least the weather isn't good for bikes!

Will be on the case again on Monday...

[EatOrBeEaten]

and the tags on this just get better and better...

[portokiwi]

well is it a write off or not.

[EatOrBeEaten]

still nothing. At least the weather isn't good for bikes!

Will be on the case again on Monday...

well is it a write off or not.

I alert m'learned friend to the above post.

Believe me, I'm more impatient than you!