Why men cheat.

**Finn** · 12th February 2009, 10:12

Originally Posted by Trudes

You mean you don't like it when we start yelling "go, go, faster, now, do it now, yes, yes, yes!! Woohoo!!!!" when we're having sex with you?... only to realise we're watching the rugby over your shoulder?

Just like when we take a moment... it's not because we're trying to prolong the pleasure, it's because where trying to think of someone else.

**The Stranger:Me** · 12th February 2009, 10:12

Originally Posted by Trudes

they felt under-appreciated, lonely and like they 'aren't winning' etc.

What a crock of shit!
If they aren't winning then bloody do something about it FFS. Are they waiting for someone else to make them a winner? Wake up, it isn't going to happen.
Under appreciated? Do something worthy of appreciation you useless bastards.

**Trudes** · 12th February 2009, 10:13

Originally Posted by Finn

No he didn't, men did. We got fed up with wining, dining, gifting, cuddles and whispering stuff we don't mean and came up with the novel idea of... "why don't I just pay you the money I would of wasted on on this shit and root you. Women, being the sluts they are, seized the opportunity.

Also, I'd like to point out that you're not actually paying a prostitute for sex. You're paying them to leave afterwards.

I can agree with that and you are paying for discretion. However not ALL prostitutes have the choice to do it, some are sold into it by their loving family or are abducted and forced into prositution.

**Trudes** · 12th February 2009, 10:16

Originally Posted by The Stranger

What a crock of shit!
If they aren't winning then bloody do something about it FFS. Are they waiting for someone else to make them a winner? Wake up, it isn't going to happen.
Under appreciated? Do something worthy of appreciation you useless bastards.

A very fair call. So maybe weak men cheat? They need their affirmation of being 'winners' from someone else because they are actually losers?

**Finn** · 12th February 2009, 10:16

Originally Posted by Trudes

However not ALL prostitutes have the choice to do it, some are sold into it by their loving family or are abducted and forced into prositution.

But the other 99.99% of them do it for cold hard cash.

**jrandom** · 12th February 2009, 10:17

Originally Posted by Trudes

However not ALL prostitutes have the choice to do it, some are sold into it by their loving family or are abducted and forced into prositution.

And some do it because any woman in good health has all the qualifications necessary, and you can make a very decent living that way, in much the same way that farm workers here in NZ bear little resemblance to the slaves on cotton plantations in the eighteenth century.

Legalising prostitution was one of the very few things that our previous Labour administration got right.

Originally Posted by Finn

But the other 99.99% of them do it for cold hard cash.

Yeah, what he said.

**Trudes** · 12th February 2009, 10:18

Hey why not? As long as there is a need for it. Supply and demand.

**Finn** · 12th February 2009, 10:20

If KB was men only, this thread wouldn't exist and even if it was started by some homo, it would only have about 2 replies.

See, women are always yapping and causing problems. That's why we sleep around.

Edit: Is anyone else getting aroused by this thread?

**MIXONE** · 12th February 2009, 10:20

Originally Posted by Trudes

And that's why god created prostitutes.

If a man isn't get fed at home he goes to a takeaway shop!

**The Stranger:Me** · 12th February 2009, 10:23

Originally Posted by Trudes

So maybe weak men cheat? They need their affirmation of being 'winners' from someone else because they are actually losers?

Perhaps, or perhaps it is easier to pull a tired old excuse out your arse and give that. For example, were it a primal instinct to procreate with as many as possible would that make a man weak? in the animal world it would likely be the opposite.

How would one articulate that in an interview? I just got the urge so I fucked around?

**Korumba** · 12th February 2009, 10:25

Do the Math...

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!

Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes renting makes far more sense.